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Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

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Probably a mix between John, Gordon and Alan. I’m most likely more like John though.

tag yourself i’m John

How about we let women have control of our own bodies, instead of little dicked fuckers like them decide for us. When men can get pregnant and have their own babies, then they can have their say, but until then, they can go get fucked by a piranha.

Wtf most women don’r even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence.

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I like that marvel reached a point for Bucky that when he sees a racoon firing a gun on the battlefield he rolls with it. Like he doesn’t even question it, he just picks rocket up and does a cool shooty moment.

Like does Bucky even know who Thor was? He just was fighting then suddenly some guy wielding lightening, a racoon and a sentient tree shoot down to earth and began fighting as well.

do you think he was just like… ok this is happening now. ok. keep shooting Buck. keep shooting.

This was my last tattoo. Can’t wait to have my next one started.

Thanks John. My ASL is not good, but I can understand bits and pieces as some words are the same in BSL (like sorry and thank you).

Hi John. Obviously you interact with people all around the world who speak many different languages, so what is your favorite language to speak or a language you'd like to learn? I just passed my Introduction to BSL. And just to say, you're my favorite Thunderbird. :)

“I primarily speak the ten most common languages in the world, those being; Mandarin, Spanish, English, Bengali, Hindi, Portuguese, Russian, Japanese, German, and Chinese. I also know French, and a little bit of Javanese, Korean and Vietnamese.” John says, “There are some very interesting Chinese and Indian dialects I’ve been picking up off a few friends, but you name it and I’m keen to learn it. I find languages like Japanese are particularly enjoyable because of their phonology; I mean, each word ending with a vowel sound makes them a real joy to speak.”

“I can usually get by for rescues between my own knowledge and Five’s translations matrix, which is usually roughly accurate. Though my BSL is sadly lacking and Penelope is trying to teach me in her spare time,” He adds, “but my ASL is up to scratch.”

One is never too old for Harry Potter. I think my bookmark explains it.

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