Woozi: You're So Handsome When You're Sleeping

Charlie: THE FLOOR IS HATING JDOG

HU: *Hops onto the furniture*

Danny: *latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds*

Jdog: *lies down on the floor

Johnny: JDOG NO

When someone else has more pots than your fuckin’ kitchen

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Danny: Kiss the prettiest person in the room right now!

Dylan: Charlie?

Charlie  [blushing]: Y-Yes?

Dylan: Can you please move? I’m trying to get to the mirror.

Derillio: We've got a problem.

Johnny: I think we should copyright that phrase.

Theresa: No kids today, what should we do?

Danny: Take a nap

Theresa: Think bigger

Danny: Take all the naps

Datty on 14th February:

Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?

Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday

Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?

Matt: Feel what?

Dylan: Even the air is different today

Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…

Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…

Matt: …

Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…

Vanessa: where are you going?

Jorel: to either get ice cream

Jorel: or commit a felony.

Vanessa:

Jorel : i’ll decide in the car.

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"

Dylan: Short people are-

Danny: *Already holding a guitar*

Dylan:...

Danny: Be careful with your next words Dylan Peter Alvarez, or they might be your last

Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.

BF: Yes, I did and it is?

Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*