Ship: The Gays

what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

there is one rat for every person in new york city

if you live in new york city then one day, when you die, your personal rat will appear and lead you to the underworld 

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

Love is gross .. but i want it ya kno