Toughpatooties-blog - Akchsjssb

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

holy fuck

the most of people on tumblr maybe

Me: [replaces the word ‘eat’ with ‘vore’ to annoy my friends]

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say