Me when someone says 'wait for it', 'helpless', 'satisfied', 'congratulations', 'one last time', 'non-stop', 'what'd I miss?' etc knowing damn well they're just common everyday phrases and words:
(HELP earlier today my brother asked "what time is it?" and I yelled SHOWTIME and he gave me a weird look)
Mac n cheese is done!
Would you like it in block form or block form?
Girl tea was piping (tad scawy) Like shizzle is crazyπ¦π¦π¦
You would not BELIEVE the shit i hear as a the assistant principals kid
Sad clown? Happy clown?ssshhapdy? Idk
https://pin.it/5oufA1lps <- reference picture
I actually quite proud of this weird doodle πͺπ
cochise: can roller skate so well that andrew lloyd webber once saw her in prospect park and tried to cast her in starlight express (she said no because that set was a death trap) knows how to ice skate. knows how to, more importantly, stop on ice skates.
cowgirl: super flexible! can do a split & put her legs behind her ears. will show it off at parties after like one drink.
fox: knows how every arcade game in coney island is rigged. will watch someone fail at a claw machine for 0.5 seconds, then walk up and win the biggest teddy bear without even trying. local girl has one weird trick! carnival proprietors hate her!
cleon: incredibly creative (just like her actress, who does improv and freestyle rap!) you can ask her to rap about literally anything and she never misses a beat. has a shoebox filled with notebooks filled with gorgeous, heart-wrenching poems.
ajax: beachcombing. she'll stroll along the coney island beach for five minutes and come back with a silver dollar, a handful of sea glass, and someone's lost wedding ring. the same reflexes that make her good in a fight mean she can snatch up shiny things before the tide does.
rembrandt: terrifyingly good at chess. five minutes of staring at her opponent with big guileless brown eyes and luring them into small talk and then, boom, checkmate. the old men who always play chess in the park laugh when they see her coming because they know some tourist is about to get wrecked.
swan: super organized. can always find her favorite dress when she's going clubbing because it's always on the correct hanger. has never had to pay fines for a late library book in her life.
"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.
Kermit Scrunched face (and reference picture)
He is gorgeous, beautiful, amazing and perfect
Made this all with felt, tiredness, and determination πͺπͺπͺ
Iβm also just figuring out how to put photos like this on tumblr so enjoy lol
Excuse me but Amanda Thomas is something.
@bubblinekiss I'm your secret santa for the @mlsecretsanta exchange!! π π Happy holidays, enjoy some sapphic lovesquare (feat. transfem adrien)!!
Sacabambaspis yβall
Tis my jazzy Sacabambaspis (my fish hyperfocus lol)