VOGUE And Us: While I Would Obviously Rather She Were Dating Karlie Kloss

I have this lavender antibacterial hand spray. - Taylor (2016) I have like one drop left... it's so good. - Karlie (2020)

"Whenever me and my friends are in a public bathroom. We have to wait in line at the sink to wash our hands, I am like 'no, like check it out *spray*'… and everybody is like 'thx girl'."

I just wanna stay in that lavender haze!

May 2023 A random collection of Gaylor / Kaylor Tweets

👇👇 MORE TWEETS 👇👇 MORE TWEETS 👇 👇

I'm also at dad's house. Mom, take me home once the evil is gone.

Feel free to let go of your anger in the comments.

Can we talk about Karlie's doll house?

Coincidentally, it had the bedroom and bathroom on the same floor as the LOVER house. And a similar attic, too?!

What was the conclusion in 2020!? And now!? Looking back, it looks like the prototype of the LOVER house. Unless we believe that Karlie plays with dolls and/or built a house, which 2.5 years later we still don't know about. If she's sleeping on someone else's couch, that's still a weird coincidence.

Just thinking about how Taylor posted her Lover Valentine’s Day merch and two days later, Karlie posted a photo with the exact same color scheme, even though we now know the suit is orange with no pinks and blues in sight. 🙈

I will never get over how Taylor Alison Swift recreated the vocals from this commercial for Don’t Blame Me, one of the loudest and funniest things she’s ever done.

Is it insensitive for me to say. Get your shit together? So I can love you. Is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything? Or do you just not want to?

And if I would've known, how sharp the pieces were you'd crumbled into, I might've let them lay.

Are you really gonna talk about timing in times like these? And let all your damage damage me. And carry your baggage up my street. And make me your future history. It's time, you've come a long way. Open the blinds, let me see your face. You wouldn't be the first renegade. To need somebody.

Whoever it is, get your shit together! 🌞

RENEGADE = A disloyal person who betrays or deserts his cause or religion or political party or friend etc. /// A person who behaves in a rebelliously unconventional manner.

Let's talk about "Renegade". Is it about Karlie, Joe or herself?

... I just woke up to this 😭 Am I still dreaming? 🥹

☝️ Listen to the "So it goes..." 1, 2, 3 snippet

Who's counting? (One, two, three) And all the pieces fall. Right into place. Getting caught up in a moment. Lipstick on your face. So it goes. I'm yours to keep. And I'm yours to lose. You know I'm not a bad girl. But I do bad things with you. So it goes.

March 3, 2023:

Am I the only one still thinking about Karlie's 1,2,3...? 🤔

Best believe I'm still bejeweled

Why did I have to wait for Reese Witherspoon's Nashville Eras Tour video to finally see the hands during the Bejeweled visuals?

Two female hands grinding on each other? 👀

That's so gay...

Ellen + Pam. TV show “For All Mankind” (Spoiler!)

Ellen and Pam have a secret relationship. Ellen is not allowed to be openly gay because of her job. She is a NASA hero.

Ellen gets into a lavender marriage with a friend.

Ellen wants to come out for Pam but it would be the end of her career. Pam breaks up with her by letter.

Years later Ellens' husband tells her about the lies in the letter: "She knew it was her or your career. You couldn't have both." Ellen confronts Pam with the letter.

They have a happy ending. 🌈

Would you want to be the reason...? 🤔

For you I would ruin myself. A million little times.