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"Papa, is it true uncle Henry beat you up?"

Heinrich had never seen his father looking so offended. The nobleman turned to his squire, who was pointedly avoiding his gaze, nonchalantly chewing on his portion of stewed rabbit.

"You did not beat me up," Hans said haughtily, folding his arms, "anyway, I was drunk."

"I didn't say a word," Henry held his arms up defensively, giving Heinrich a discreet wink, "besides, you were asking for it."

"Oh, was I?" Hans rounded on Henry, pointing at him dramatically, "it's not too late for you to be punished, you know."

"Apologies, sir," Henry gave a sarcastic half bow from where he was sitting, "I thought I'd been punished enough."

Hans nodded, looking Henry up and down as he added, "well, as long as you remember I can take you any time, any place."

"Oh, I remember," Henry said with a chuckle, his gaze fixed on Hans. Heinrich looked between them before he stood up and began walking towards the door. Henry leaned past Hans, calling after the boy, "where are you going?"

"Oh, Mama told me I have to leave the room when you two start looking at each other like that," Heinrich shook his head, shrugging innocently, "I don't know what she meant either."

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some more modern au of some characters I haven't drawn yet :O

power has been out in my city since tuesday so I drew this in #thedark

loathe and love

reference is by @ nasykuching

"All three? I'm...all three?"

Henry nodded, hugging his knees to his chest as he watched his companion attempt to skim a stone across the lake, "you're all three."

"So, you'd fuck me," Hans said, slowly making sure he understood, "then wed me to appease your conscience," he threw another stone, watching it dance elegantly across the water, "then execute me as soon as you've had your sordid little fill of me?"

"No, it's more like..." Henry paused, spreading out across the blanket, "all three at the same time."

Sighing, Hans gave up on the stones and joined Henry on the blanket, "okay, well, explain that to me."

"Well, sometimes, like when you're practising archery, I want to fuck you," he said with a shrug; out of the corner of his eyes, he noticed Hans nod in understanding. Henry resisted the urge to roll his eyes, "but when I see you reading poetry, I could marry you," he looked up at the sky, counting the stars, "and then there's the times you call me a peasant or tell me to fetch wine that is right beside you or get us in trouble, I could wring your scrawny little neck..."

"Yes, yes, alright. I get your point," Hans waved a dismissive hand, also leaning back to look at the stars. Barely a moment later, he sat bolt upright, staring at Henry, "you want to fuck me?"

Henry bowed his head, sighing deeply.

"I want him gone," Heinrich declared, barging into the hall where his father and godfather were talking. He pointed behind him, insistent, "he is insolent, disrespectful, uncooperative..."

"The new stable boy, Tomas," Hans clarified to Henry who nodded in understanding, an annoyingly knowing smirk on both of their faces. Hans schooled his expression as best he could, shrugging at his son, "what would you have me do? His father is the best horse master in the region."

"Why don't you challenge him to a duel?" Henry said with a snigger, glancing at Hans who was barely keeping it together beside him.

"Good call," Hans declared, nudging Henry conspiratorially whilst addressing his son, "just don't try to fight him drunk. He'll end up in your service and then you'll be fucked."

They did start giggling, then, at some private joke that was completely lost on young Heinrich. He looked between them, staring at them as if they'd lost their minds.

"You two are so fucking weird."

The teenager stomped out of the room, making sure to slam the door behind him. Still laughing slightly, Henry wiped a tear and looked smugly at his lord.

"Well, you wanted him to take after you."

Hans rolled his eyes, "shut up, Henry."

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Heinrich wasn't happy. He refused to study until his father changed his mind, even going so far as to neglect his swordplay and archery training. His father remained firm. Even uncle Henry, whom he usually had wrapped around his little finger, was unwaveringly insistent.

"Why can't I go hunting with you?"

"You're too young," was all his father said as he watched Henry saddle their horses, packing what few supplies they had into their saddlebags. His guardian nodded in agreement.

"And dangerous."

"Exactly," Hans clapped Henry's shoulder, lingering slightly longer than necessary, "you might get hurt."

"I won't get in the way," he begged, using his best pleading eyes which usually worked, "I'll be really good and I'll listen and do whatever you say."

"When you're older," Henry promised, earning himself a slap on the arm from his lord. The two appeared to have an entirely silent conversation that was lost on Heinrich. Eventually, Henry turned back to him, smiling, "much older."

"You never know, son," Hans ruffled the boy's hair, crouching down so they were eye level, "you might piss off a peasant boy enough to have him end up in your service," he winked, smirking, "then he could go with you."

Henry rolled his eyes, stuffing yet more phials into the saddlebag, "ha fucking ha."

Heinrich sighed. He was about to admit defeat when he noticed they had next to no equipment with their things. In fact, he couldn't see anything they might need for a successful hunt. He rifled peered at their horses, confused.

"Where's all your stuff?"

"At the camp," they both said simultaneously. Heinrich looked between them, an eyebrow raised.

"Really?"

"Yes," they both said together. Again.

Heinrich had more questions but they clearly weren't having it. Hans gave some last minute instructions to the staff before he dutifully gave Jitka a peck on the cheek.

"Be good for your mother," Hans patted his shoulder and Heinrich nodded obediently, still not happy with his situation. He really wanted to go hunting. Henry ruffled his hair sympathetically yet affectionately.

He watched them ride off with a sigh, looking up at his mother, "you should think about remarrying, mother."

"Oh? Why is that?" Jitka looked down at her son, hoping her nervousness wasn't evident.

"Well, the way I see it," Heinrich looked at his father and guardian's retreating figures, shaking his head, "they're going to fucking die without any equipment."

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Jan Ptáček z Pirkštejna

Over my head his arm he flung

Hansry study of the Guarded Bower by Arthur Hughes

Hans spread out on the bed, exhausted yet satisfied. Beside him, Henry was staring at him, shaking his head in disappointment. Hans rolled his eyes, pointing at him.

"Don't look at me like that. What was I supposed to say?"

"I don't know, Hans," Henry grumbled, rubbing a hand over his face in frustration, "but if my wife just walked in on me in bed with my serf, I'd come up with something better to say than 'oh, I knew there was someone we forgot to invite to the threesome!'"

Hans scoffed, rolling onto his side to face Henry, "yes and if my lord's wife had caught me shagging said lord, I probably would've stopped doing so," he fell onto his back again, his arms folded in a sulk, "so you can get off your high horse."

After a moment's silence, Henry nodded, "aye, that's fair."

henry having a tiny hammer and anvil made so heinrich can 'work' beside him in the forge and hans watching them work cause he's so proud 😭

AMIGOS DONDE RAYOS ESTA LA COMUNIDAD LATINA DE KCD2, tengo que hacer mi propia merca 😭😭😭😭, en fin que vivan los novios

bodyguard х celebrity

i'm losing my mind. in the good way this time

✨ a lil sketch based on that pic of luke and tom ✨

What happens in the Devil’s Den stays in the Devil’s Den

So someone on Twitter posted a vintage painting of a couple in a bedroom and asked if someone could draw it but with Hansry, so I uh... came and delivered lmao. I tried to go for more of a painting style and experimented a lot ... TL;DR I'm so tired lmao. But I am quite happy with the outcome; also I did try to do justice to Hans' OG physique in the games because... Our boy has a very nice and strong build alright?🫠 Male anatomy is hard tho 😩

Also... I could not NOT place Hans there in the spotlight instead of Henry, because he's a handsome golden boy, and we all know that he KNOWS haha. Plus that shit eating grin. And I just can't help but love a little bashful and flustered Henry.

Reference under the cut.

god, how I love doing crossovers with disney..

well you get the idea

"Papa?" Heinrich sat up in bed, clutching his little toy wooden duck, "what happened after uncle Henry fell off the cliff?"

"I brought him to a local herb woman," Hans said simply, sitting beside his son on the bed, "she saved his life."

Heinrich frowned, confused, "oh. That's not how uncle Henry sees it."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you carried uncle Henry through the woods. He was really hurt and talking nonsense," Heinrich explained enthusiastically, "you kept him sane and alive. You're a hero, Papa! A brave knight!"

Hans chuckled, shaking his head, "I didn't do anything Henry wouldn't have done for me."

"Does that mean uncle Henry isn't a hero?" Heinrich asked, lying back down onto the bed. Hans folded his arms thoughtfully.

"No. Of course not."

Heinrich smiled sleepily, "so why is it different for you? You can be a brave knight, too."

Hans just smiled softly, brushing his son's hair from his face as he drifted off to sleep. He found Henry by the fire, pouring them a goblet of wine each. He took one gratefully, sipping at it thoughtfully as he sat with Henry.

"You've been telling him fairy tales again," Hans murmured, staring into the fire, "of brave knights and heroes."

Henry chuckled, nudging his lord, "nah, I don't believe in fairy tales. I only told him the truth."

"Thank you, Henry," he reached across, gripping Henry's knee, "you're my hero, too."

tried to find the 'do it for him' meme but with hans capon and couldn't find one so i took matters into my own hands and now i bless you with this

Not "I always knew I was trans" not "I realized I was trans as an adult" but a secret third thing that involves a lot of childhood social isolation

"What happened next, Uncle Henry?"

"Ah, well, it turns out the hostages were locked away somewhere else," Henry was saying to his enraptured audience of one, "as me and your father were discussing what to do next, the enemy spotted us and..." he theatrically mimed firing an arrow from an imaginary bow, "thwap! Fired an arrow right into your father's noble backside!"

Heinrich laughed, shaking his head as he tried to control himself, "he didn't!"

"Aye, it's true," Henry could smile at the memory now. He pointed at his chest, continuing his story, "I had to carry him over my shoulder like a sack of grain!"

The two of them were too busy giggling at Henry's story to notice they were no longer alone. Hans stood in the doorway, watching with a fond expression as he gazed at his unconventional family.

"What are you two laughing about?"

"Nothing," they both said simultaneously, suspiciously glancing at each other whilst making shushing gestures. It didn't take long for Heinrich to excitedly rat Henry out, though.

"Uncle Henry was just telling me about Talmberg, Papa."

Hans raised an eyebrow, glancing at Henry questioningly, "oh, he was, was he?"

"Only how brave and honourable you were, sir," Henry replied innocently. Heinrich nodded, running up to hug his father.

"You were brave, Papa. I would've cried if someone shot me in the butt."

Hans paused ruffling his son's hair to glare at Henry who merely smiled guiltily. Sighing, the nobleman covered his son's ears.

"You're sleeping alone tonight."

"Understood," Henry nodded solemnly. They both knew he was lying anyway.

express feelings and emotions in the most familiar way

Forever by your side

Hans taught Henry to swim. In time, Henry began to appreciate moments of peace and relaxation, when the water flowed over his body and cooled his racing thoughts 💙

for all my ''fuck everyone and everything let's run away together'' Hansry peeps 💛

In my hc I have Hans leaning more into hunting and being a hunter, loving being in nature so i adjusted his clothing. Also to make him appear less ''noble'' This is my favorite Hansry piece by far that I've done y'all I'm so happy with it.

After a while of liking and rebloging kcd2 stuff, tumblr starts to show me things from my other fandoms :( its like its saying plz stop

Rewatched this show recently. It makes me nauseous

Why would you need a new sword every day, my lord?🤨