I Have An Unhealthy Odsestion

(It's Halloween)

Buddy: *dresses up as a witch*

Chase: *walks up in a pink dress*

Buddy: Um.....and what are you supposed to be?

Chase: I'm a fucking pretty princess *starts dancing*

Buddy: *trys not to laugh*

(Likenapple on a mission)

Likenapple: All right my victims...I mean friends let's interview all the characters and ask them what their opinion is of Buddy (while secretly stealing their life savings shhh)

Likenapple: Now first victim...I mean annoying show-stealer main character Chase!!!! (God I wish I was the main character of cb) Chase what's your opinion of Buddy?

Chase: Um...he' annoying and gets in my way *crosses arms* and he's hot.....I mean he's a chicken wing *blushes* *in the background Buddy is beating the absolute fuck out of Deacon* Also he's not that dangerous so yeah

Likenapple: *secretly checks Chase's wallet* and this is why your poor

Likenapple: Next is Buddy!!! Buddy what is your opinion of yourself?

Buddy: Why don't you shut up

Likenapple: *Buddy doesn't have a wallet* Your poor, get a job you open-chested burnt Alfredo noodle! Maybe this is why you can't escape Ex Libris.

Buddy: Hey that is none of your business!

Likenapple: I speak for your greasy looking ass hair

Buddy: *Feels hair*

Likenapple: This is why you'll never have a relationship and marry Chase one day you troll.

Buddy: *walks away with his damaged ego*

Likenapple: Next is Dorken the nerd. Deacon what is your opinion of Buddy?

Deacon: *bruised up* I hate him...I hope he fucking dies...wait a minute am I supposed to question that your a pineapple???

Likenapple: I'm gonna commit arson on you

Deacon: ... I'm never eating pineapples again

Likenapple: Okay now let's ask Prunella. Prunella???

Prunella: Never really met him. *playing with a Lovalorn plushie* don't really care...

Likenapple: Your a kid so I'm not going to commit arson on you

Likenapple: That's all cause this is getting long , I've collect 80 dollars....that's not enough watch out!!! I'm coming for yall wallets

<3

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

i read it as PROVLEM SOBLER

ADHD Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

SHOP NOW

does the school you go/went to have a separate wikipedia page? (I'm curious)

- yes

- no

- not sure

- it used to, but not anymore

- didn't go to school/see results

that would be hilarious!!

Every day that passes by, I am becoming more and more confident that Nox might be actually younger than Chase. Punko has said he looks 20 but never confirmed his age. What she did confirm is that there won't be any weird age gaps between characters that will be romantically involved. That means he is not much older either. We have seen Nox bluffing about getting the keys back and making fun of Chase's height and singing voice when he is not any better himself. It is totally in character for him to make fun of Chase's age too while being younger in reality.

or we could, ya know, date deacon v(￣ー￣)v

Ok but imagine the dating sim ending with us dating no one and Stargoth becoming canon again

they truly are opposites

HELP

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver