Ok so apparently when you microwave grapes it creates plasma, and now I’m thinking. Could eating grapes increase Toothless’ shot limit? It sounds stupid but like- just imagine Hiccup carrying around a sack of grapes which he claims are for “emergencies only”. I just think that would be funny.
I also got the boi 🥰
because im sad and have no life i made a buzzfeed quiz, enjoy
warning its like 50 questions long i just got carried away
Hiccup either has a sneeze that is so unproportionately large compared to his tiny self that he almost knocks himself over OR the most adorable kitten sneeze you’ve ever seen. The question is. WHICH ONE?????
What/who is he looking at?
You don’t UNDERSTAND- I NEED Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third
I NEED to hold him in my arms and feel him holding me back
I NEED to run my fingers through his incredibly soft auburn hair
I NEED to hold him close and tell him that everything is okay and that I will never leave him
I NEED to caress his gorgeous face and feel his scruffy jaw against my hand
I NEED to look into those emerald eyes, so deep and full of love that I could DROWN in them and die HAPPILY
I NEED to nuzzle that freckle dusted button nose
I NEED to see that gap-toothed, crooked smile, knowing it’s smiling just for me
I NEED to hear him laugh
I NEED to lay my head in his lap and listen to him tell me about his ideas, dreams, hyperfixations, and aspirations
I NEED to feel his calloused, yet gentle hand up against my own
I NEED him to cuddle me close while Toothless curls himself around us
I NEED him to take me for a flight, see him in his element, free and without a care in the world
I NEED him to tell me he’s real
But he’s not
Hiccup + Smile
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