A Few Personal Fave Early Pope Tweets

Poster advertising the Cunard Line shipping and cruise company, showing a statue of Britannia and a map marking the company's routes (c. 1900). Cunard still offers luxury cruise vacations today.

His way.

Henry🥺

*gently holds*🥺🤲

Cuntclave the third

best trilogy since Lord of the rings

i am right

I miss you Freddy Fabbear

I'm so upset they never got to meet, they would've been the best power couple

I feel completely normal and sane about this

Buff Lawrence lives rent free in my head.

I need something to happen like he falls into a fountain or a fellow cardinal gets hurt and Lawrence takes off his shirt to staunch the bleeding, either way he takes off his shirt in front of everyone especially Vincent and the press.

I need Twitter to freak out and stan accounts about the hot Cardinal with the six pack. I need Vincent to visibly short circuit on camera and for some mid-20s college grad Catholic guys to seriously contemplate their sexuality and the possibility of priesthood as a career path over investment banking. Those hot priest calendars in Rome have a new addition for the coming year.

I need American Conservative Alpha-male podcasts to be putting this 75 year old man as a the face of Red-pill content only for the Vatican to release a statement denouncing them. Thomas is somehow responsible for a large amount of men abandoning red-pill content.

Thomas is mortified and does not want to know anything that is going on while Aldo is ecstatic. Ray and Sabbadin, who both have a Twitter account are following this drama religiously. Tedesco posts a photo of when he and Thomas were younger in a “he isn’t gay, look at him helping me when I was the victim of a car bomb” and it’s Thomas carrying him bridal-style. (Vincent is very jealous)

I cannot write a full fic for the next two weeks due to my schedule so this is my contribution to the fandom. May you feast on what little I can offer 🍝.