Seminary Days Vincent👀

"Do you remember the 21st night of September?"

Nick gets one final picture with everyone before sunrise.

Buff Lawrence lives rent free in my head.

I need something to happen like he falls into a fountain or a fellow cardinal gets hurt and Lawrence takes off his shirt to staunch the bleeding, either way he takes off his shirt in front of everyone especially Vincent and the press.

I need Twitter to freak out and stan accounts about the hot Cardinal with the six pack. I need Vincent to visibly short circuit on camera and for some mid-20s college grad Catholic guys to seriously contemplate their sexuality and the possibility of priesthood as a career path over investment banking. Those hot priest calendars in Rome have a new addition for the coming year.

I need American Conservative Alpha-male podcasts to be putting this 75 year old man as a the face of Red-pill content only for the Vatican to release a statement denouncing them. Thomas is somehow responsible for a large amount of men abandoning red-pill content.

Thomas is mortified and does not want to know anything that is going on while Aldo is ecstatic. Ray and Sabbadin, who both have a Twitter account are following this drama religiously. Tedesco posts a photo of when he and Thomas were younger in a “he isn’t gay, look at him helping me when I was the victim of a car bomb” and it’s Thomas carrying him bridal-style. (Vincent is very jealous)

I cannot write a full fic for the next two weeks due to my schedule so this is my contribution to the fandom. May you feast on what little I can offer 🍝.

The Conclave fandom on Twitter appears to be in a crisis of tone (and whether its appropriate to be posting priest yaoi rn) and it's the most entertaining thing I've seen in fandom this year

Elizabeth

Spiraled into some fnaf stuff, yippie for yall.

Anyways, as much as I adore glamrock Freddy being the epitome of Best Parent to Gregory, I Cannot deny the appeal of Glamrock Freddy using Gregory as a proxy for chaos. Aka:

Vanessa: “Freddy! Get that laser gun away from Gregory! He’s pointing it at me!”

Freddy: “Apologies Officer Vanessa! It’s stated in [insert code] that I’m legally not allowed to remove any toys from a child’s possession :)”

Vanessa: “They got rid of that years ago!!!”

Sick in bed again, I drew this baby, look at the lil goober, GGGRRRRR, makes me wanna scream, I love fnaf, look at the lil guy

Freddy Missing!

I did a drawing trend for once! 😮‍💨💜

Yes my username is a direct reference to the hit song by Steve Martin, ‘king tut.’

the reluctant pope

inspired by @lmxpsuedonym's post about the painting "the reluctant bride" :D