“If I Had A Dick I Would Stack Donuts On It” Well Donut Holes Exist And You Have A Pussy So………?Get

The sillys💕💕💕 The girlsss💕💕

Buff Lawrence lives rent free in my head.

I need something to happen like he falls into a fountain or a fellow cardinal gets hurt and Lawrence takes off his shirt to staunch the bleeding, either way he takes off his shirt in front of everyone especially Vincent and the press.

I need Twitter to freak out and stan accounts about the hot Cardinal with the six pack. I need Vincent to visibly short circuit on camera and for some mid-20s college grad Catholic guys to seriously contemplate their sexuality and the possibility of priesthood as a career path over investment banking. Those hot priest calendars in Rome have a new addition for the coming year.

I need American Conservative Alpha-male podcasts to be putting this 75 year old man as a the face of Red-pill content only for the Vatican to release a statement denouncing them. Thomas is somehow responsible for a large amount of men abandoning red-pill content.

Thomas is mortified and does not want to know anything that is going on while Aldo is ecstatic. Ray and Sabbadin, who both have a Twitter account are following this drama religiously. Tedesco posts a photo of when he and Thomas were younger in a “he isn’t gay, look at him helping me when I was the victim of a car bomb” and it’s Thomas carrying him bridal-style. (Vincent is very jealous)

I cannot write a full fic for the next two weeks due to my schedule so this is my contribution to the fandom. May you feast on what little I can offer 🍝.

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Among my nation's ships, Andrea is undoubtedly my favorite.

She is always described as one of the most beautiful ships in the world, which focused on her elegance rather than speed, and her sad end is one of the most tragic, especially her 11 hours of agony before she sank.

Characteristically, she is rather diffident, loves dealing with people but hardly brings out his true self, always remaining very professional.

She is a worthy heir of Rex and Conte di Savoia and carries that legacy with honor along with her brother Cristoforo Colombo.

SS Nomadic & Traffic... ✨

This is your protagonist, everyone. This is the man sap that we’re supposed to cheer for.

congrats to conclave fandom on conclaving so hard they killed the pope

I hope no one takes any pope posting I may do as me supporting this guy or the catholic church. I think american pope is a rancid idea. but chicago pope is also the funniest thing I've ever heard

Glory Days // Queen Mary

there are only two ways to portray stephen strange:

 a) weird flamboyant uptight hipster nerd 

b) hairy depressed cryptid dad who hasnt left his house in 2 weeks

He's havin a tough time 😔🙏

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Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)