This Is It, My Magnum Opus

This Is It, My Magnum Opus

this is it, my magnum opus

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what if William and Michael had whatsapp😂

What If William And Michael Had Whatsapp😂

What If William And Michael Had Whatsapp😂

What If William And Michael Had Whatsapp😂

What If William And Michael Had Whatsapp😂

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Fnaf 2 Has Wrapped Filming!!

Fnaf 2 Has Wrapped Filming!!

Fnaf 2 Has Wrapped Filming!!

fnaf 2 has wrapped filming!!

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Oh My God He’s Constantly On The Verge Of Killing Himself

Oh My God He’s Constantly On The Verge Of Killing Himself

Oh My God He’s Constantly On The Verge Of Killing Himself

oh my god he’s constantly on the verge of killing himself

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4 months ago

Brain Is Melting: Post Alliswell!afton Family Doodles

Brain Is Melting: Post Alliswell!afton Family Doodles

brain is melting: post alliswell!afton family doodles

(in all honesty, i haven’t drawn in like a month lol.)

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3 weeks ago

Lawrence And Vincent Sneak Out To Have A Date Visit Rome!

Lawrence and Vincent sneak out to have a date visit Rome!

Lawrence And Vincent Sneak Out To Have A Date Visit Rome!

The last comic is based on my own experience as a latinoamerican in Italy

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3 weeks ago

toot-uncommons - Thank You For Selecting: Exotic Butters

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4 months ago

A series of fake tumblr posts from the user helloscully. The first post reads “First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah.” The post is then reblogged with an image of a young thin blonde woman in a dark teal hoodie holding up a phone as if she’s taking a selfie. Next to her is Springtrap, a large decrepit rabbit mascot costume that is green and covered with rips and tears, and stained with blood. They are standing together in a dark hallway, only visible from the light of the woman’s phone. This image is captioned “my manager is making tiktoks with him.” (end id)

A fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “wait so is english willy haunted or something? or is he part of the attraction? i'm so confused.” Helloscully responds “no clue. the haunted house is themed around some old rainforest café knockoff restaurant that went bankrupt in the 90s. I think he's one of the old robots they had stored in the backrooms that they redecorated to look scarier. he's just a stinky lil guy.” (end id)

Another fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “okay but did you hose him down.” They answer with an image of Springtrap, a large and damaged old mascot costume, his green fur ripped and torn and stained with blood. He is lying on the ground in a dark back alley, blood pooling out from under him. He is hunched in a defensive position as water streaming from a hose is aimed at him. helloscully captions the post with “the pre-recorded screaming audio they put on this thing is so realistic. I legit felt bad for him.” They then reblog the post again with a screenshot of another user’s tags, which say “me with a grindr hookup at 2am.” They capture this screenshot with “CAN Y’ALL STOP.” (end id)

A reblog of the previous post from a blog named bobiebots. They respond with “Okay so I was tagged by a couple people to see this first and I didn't believe them at first but oh my god. OP, that's an authentic Bonnie Springlock suit, probably one of the only ones in existence. They're basically an animatronic that doubles as a mascot costume. There were like 5 models made total and they were all discontinued bc at least 3 people on record (including a child) died due to their technical malfunctions. You can tell they're real bc of the wire placing in this pic. One of my professors from the UEU (Utah Engineering Union) told me about the lawsuits they caused. There's very little info on this outside of word of mouth, but these things are super dangerous. I really hope you're right about the blood just being spooky décor, because Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups and it's not impossible that there's actually a body in there.” The phrases “authentic bonnie springlock suit,” “due to their malfunctions,” “lawsuits they caused,” and “Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups” are all underlined with a hyperlink to show the user used sources to back up their claim. Helloscully reblogs this post with “w. what” and then reblogs it again stating “there's no fucking way. that can't be why he smells so bad. there's no way he'd be functional. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh.” (end id)

Another fake ask post. An anonymous user says “they saw trapped my mans” to which helloscully responds “SHUT UPHJA DJDGVjkvdkj.” (end id)

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

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toot-uncommons

2 weeks ago

I reckon Benitez defo knows at least ONE rude song by heart. No one knows about this until like he zones out and randomly starts singing it.

Benitez: ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᵖ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵈʳᵒᵖ

Aldo, probably:

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shitpost I'm so sorry conclave vincent benitez conclave 2024 aldo bellini cardinal benitez pope innocent cardinal bellini Benitez somehow knowing the words to wap is such a funny idea he doesn’t remember learning them they are programmed into his brain

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toot-uncommons

4 months ago

Dont Worry Bro

Dont worry bro

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