Scenario: A Sample Of Your DNA Was Taken, Popped Into A Cell, And Cloned Into A Baby, Gestated In A Sci-fi

Lamb gets a little tipsy °-°

They're such a freak being into eldritch Nari (affectionate)

Damian and Jason are the only family members who can speak and understand Arabic perfectly

Damain's favorite activity has become speaking in Arabic what he likes about his brothers (he's trying to get better), and Jason has made it worse

Damian, in Arabic: my grandfather is right you are one of the smartest human beings of this century

Tim: ....?????

Jason: he's cursed you to the fifth generation

This has become Jason and Damian's favorite activity together

Alternatively, because they're siblings:

Damian: I hope you sit on a freshly painted bench

Jason: He says he loves you <3

its me and my 25 writing document tabs against the world

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

im the king of "ok what do you want to see me draw. ok cool. i will continue to not draw anything"

Bare

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Cat logic

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).