LOOK AT THESE SCALLYWAGS

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

At friends' house for a sleepover and made pop ups of the sillies x3

Like I'm fucking DEVASTATED WHY CAN'T I REAAAAADDDDDDDDDD NGKKĶKK AAAARASFSGSHSN. WASAAHHS WHYYYYYYY

WHY THE FUCK HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME I CANT GO ON A03 ITS BEEN AN HOUR AND I WAS LITERALLY IN THE MUDDLE OF READING WHAT IS GOING ON IT WONT LOAD ON BOTH MY PHONES IS THE WORLD ENDING?????

IVE GOT IT, A FUCKING STUPID PROMPT FOR A LAZYTOWN FIC WHOOPIEEEEE

OKAY SO to start off, 1980s to maybe early 2000s still deciding, but a high school au around those times and OF COURSE sportadweeb is like the new exchange student yeah yeah sue me IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER OKAY anyways robbie ofc has his lil dream team and through out the course of the story, it'll basically be based off of sayyyy a little bit of grease (musicals inspire me it'smandatorybeing a theatre kid), maybe oh idk pretty in pink, DIFFIDENTLY THE BREAKFAST CLUB, and for aesthetics I'd like to heavily incorporate a wes Anderson feel (did I also mention itll be in the format of a silly little picture book) SO YUP TMRS MONDAY AND AT SCHOOL I'LL START ORGANISING CHARACTERS and if I'm lucky enough I'll start writing the PROLOGUE YAAAAYYYY

On the bus breaking my neck bc my postures so bad 💀💀 ANYWAYS I DID JIVES WAHAHAH (and a pic of my cute cat snowball)

HUEHUEHUE I'M GONNA BE SO INSUFFERABLE WHEN IT COMES OUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA

A nifty little countdown for all my fellow Good Omens fans who are anxiously counting down every single day telling themselves "late July will be here before I know it".

reblog if u would date this skeleton

No bc she's really serving camp 😭😭

I like to imagine robbie gets manicures he diffidently does you can't tell me otherwise

Finished product of my bbg (God I need him unfortunately)