We Got Mr Anthony "I Never Learnt How To Fucking Walk" J Crowley In The House, Can I Hear A "wahoo"?

WHOOPIEE ZIGGY AND STINGY ARE DONE :D

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

TRAILER TOMORROW WTF I'M FEELING SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE BODY IS SHAKING

GYAHASSHSK sorry I have to verbally act out my sound effects when typing or else I doubt my onomatopoeia skills sbishssisj good lord

No bc she's really serving camp 😭😭

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

Oh yeah here's a OFMD drawing that I did in STA and History like ALMOST a month ago while getting ridiculed by my friends to stop drawing gay pirates

HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL

IM SORRY SOPPING WET AND MIDDLE AGED?? 😭😭😭 (him being pathetic just makes him more attractive imo(

OKAY SO! UPDATED ROTTENELLA AND FIRST STEPHANIE CONCEPT WHAAHAHA (I just added a few signature details I forgot to add to rottenella nothing major) AND I FINALLY FIGURED OUT A WATERMARK YAYAY

On the bus breaking my neck bc my postures so bad 💀💀 ANYWAYS I DID JIVES WAHAHAH (and a pic of my cute cat snowball)