Anyway Adults Saying “I Don’t Know Isn’t An Answer” Is Part Of The Reason I Learned To Lie And

High school be like:

dude: *draws on girl who sits next to him*

girl: *gets mad, punches the dude*

dude: *is to manly to let it end there, punches her back*

girl: *is too much of a feminist to let him win, punches back while cursing*

other dude, behind the two: *stops throwing his neighbours pens at the trashcan, starts throwing them at the two in front*

dude who doesn't have any pens anymore: *wakes up, gets mad at pen throwing dude*

other girl: *genuinely tries to ask a question despite the fistfight between the first dude and girl next to her*

teacher: *on the verge of walking out the door/window and or a mental breakdown*

the rest of the class: *chanting the names of the people involved*

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen

Gen z culture is living out of spite

the darkling: exists

every 16-19 year old in the vicinity: i’m about to end this man’s whole career

Bucky Barnes: A summary

they took to it like a duck to water: they began naturally, almost effortlessly, and were immediately in their element

they took to it like a baby otter to water: screaming, certain they were dying, hating every minute of it despite being perfectly suited to the conditions

Colonels.

Holy fuck I just saw the pictures of the cast of shadow and bone and they are so incredibly perfect I don't know wether I should laugh or cry. I am so in love with the whole series I don't know how I will make it into April without dying