Happy 10 year anniversary to a festive day in the life of Dan and Phil!!
a train to a european is what a burger is to an american
god forbid women have hobbies like braiding their dead best friends hair to cover up that she’s missing an ear or putting makeup on her corpse to make her look less necrotic or hallucinating a bacchanal feast while cannibalizing her
YELLOWJACKETS 203. Digestif / 301. It Girl / 303. Thems The Brakes / 310. Full Circle
Beautiful buck we saw tonight
the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
You should never judge someone because you don’t know what they’re dealing with inside (tonsil stones)