Overwhelmed by gay swans in 2099. I can live with that
Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.
How do you think I got so many
Rules for meeting a dog:
1) be cool
2) pet it
3) do not steal it
4) stop running from the owner
5) put it down
6) this isn’t worth jail time
Is this what Lovecraft meant when he was talking about "strange geometry"
Instagram: @maloart
What's up internet! Tokenbrit here, and I wanted to let you all know that, I'm not dead! I've recently started posting to my channel again and have a video here to explain all about what happened. https://youtu.be/gEhlWRsgLFc It would mean a lot if you guys would come check it out and leave some feedback! Thanks and I'll see you later!
Have I ever told you that I love seals?
WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.
Man says “Let’s go to the park” in sign language to his deaf dog, the dog’s reaction is priceless.
A good man and his baby
Said I was Earth-Shaker. I can live with having earthquake powers, sure
this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed
The comedic timing is perfect
Tag yoself
check out this bot predict what you draw!!! it’s insane!!!