With Each Update @staff Brings This Hellsite One Step Closer To Ms Paint

Trigger warning: suicide

My friend is suicidal and we made a deal. 

Please please reblog/like!!!

My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises. My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr:

It’s worth the reblog

Metallic limb generation and electric conduction. A pretty good pair

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

Cover girl

big, buff, beautiful

Is this what Lovecraft meant when he was talking about "strange geometry"

Instagram: @maloart

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

How do you think I got so many

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

This is what it would be like if I tried to voice act

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

Me: *a college student who views himself as intelligent*

Also me: *ocassionally forgets to breath*