It’s Both Funny And Educational

Apparently, money does grow on trees. (via pirate_redbeard)

This is the summery of every essay I have ever written or will ever write for college

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises. My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr:

Congress has set out a bill to stop the FCC taking away our internet. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4585

check out this bot predict what you draw!!! it’s insane!!!

This is adorable

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

How do you think I got so many

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

A genetically engineered carrot monster controlled by an evil child genius

Question for the JSE community and JackieBoyMan fans:  Based on what we know of what Jack joking calls his ‘greatest enemy’ (like silver carrots, Billy, natural yogurt etc.), apart from Anti, what kind of monster/super villain could JackieBoyMan fight? 

I'm like half gay

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay