ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME (light Hearted)

stickers just arrived from @lucinfernos ! so happy rn

i’ve been staring at them for like 20 minutes now

thank you so much!!! they’re so cute

Tommy: Charlie, because we're both bisexual–

Slimecicle: Dude, wha– [Wheezes]

Tommy: And don't say you're not, Charlie. [Laughs] This is actually the Queer SMP, aka the QSMP!

Slimecicle: I just don't know if I feel good about that, I– [Wheezes]

Slimecicle: ...You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I had gay sex a LOT on the QSMP

Tommy: [Loses it]

oh god…..

they’re multiplying……

slimecicle?? more like slimecake (like like like cup cake?? get it????)

birthday party cupcakes turned out pretty well if i do say so myself 🎉🎉

the sonic movie 3 hit harder than they expected it to when they agreed to wear those stupid costumes 💔 honestly though are you even dating if you don't dress up as sonic and shadow and mutually cry over toxic old man yaoi

guh— uh omg what 🥰🥰🥰🥰 abbsisjdhdhsbfjfmsnsndjdjfjrnd guys im going to sob why have i not seen this until now

im actually flatlining.

i just need to desperately suggest Lord Huron (my favorite band)’s new single ‘Who Laughs Last’ with narrations by Kristen Stewart.

ITS LITERALLY SO AMAZING AND GREAT (i do think this abt every Lord Huron song—sue me)

i highly recommend it—especially if you’re really into sorta sci-fi stuff and like found footage horror. it’s very that vibe

also mother stuff by Lord Huron is amazing, they do a lot of stuff like this song and folk-y country-ish rock it’s super cool and they’re doing a little tour soon for the album ‘Strange Trails’’s 10th anniversary soon!

GUYS JUST FINISHED S2 E1 OF SEVERANCE AND IM GOING CRAZY

WARNING FOR HUUUUGE SPOILERS:

OKAY I NEED TO START SOMEWHERE—(keep in mind these are all theories)

Helly— Did anyone else think she was off? My theory is that it’s Helena Eagan who’s acting as Helly. The way she didn’t actually rip Milchick into pieces on SIGHT. She didn’t tell anyone about what she saw (which seems like something she would tell them because she’s an EAGAN FOR FUCKS SAKE) and also that she’s been reaaaaly weird abt Mark having a wife even thought there’s much more pressing issues at hand. It’s almost like she’s acting, and all she was told was her cover story, that she and Mark kissed, and that she hates outies.

Ms. Casey/Gemma— WHAT WHY WHERE. Where is she? Still don’t know. Why hasn’t Mark asked Milchick about it? He was insistent on the “Where is my team?” stuff, why wasn’t he on the Ms. Casey stuff too? Also, is she dead dead or did they do something brain-wise?

Irving— IF something’s up with Helly, I think he noticed and that’s why he only told Dylan about what he saw. Also why didn’t he leave? Why (maybe) can’t he leave?

Outies— Why haven’t we seen any of them yet? From the little bts thing, we saw outie Mark and Mark S. switching—almost like Petey. In that case, does that mean they’ve all been reintegrated and side effects haven’t shown up yet? I think if this is the case—or not— whatever’s happened to Ms. Casey, they might have done to MDR.

Devon— If outie Mark is back and alive and well, what is Devon doing about it? She knows that Ms. Casey is alive (not who she is as an innie, but just in general) and she would probably tell Mark as soon as he was back. Also Ms. Cobel? She knows about that now.

Ms. Cobel— Where is she? Was she killed? Is she working from the inside? Is she really gone from Lumon, or is she some sort of acolyte to the board? Why does her name still show up on Milchick’s computer? Does that mean Milchick isn’t really the one who runs this whole thing?

Mr. Milchick— Why does Ms. Cobel’s name on his computer bother him so much? Is he actually trying to reform the severed floor or is he just bluffing? What’s his deal with the family visitation room? Why did he let the MDR team see them again? Is he like a puppet, or is he genuinely trying to do something?

Miss Huang— Apparently Miss Huang is supposed to be Mark and Ms. Casey/Gemma’s kid according to some articles my dad read (but also want the crash like only 2 years ago?) WHY IS SHE SO CREEPYYY? Does she have something to do with the control of the severed floor? She seems to know more than she’s letting on. She also seems to not like Mr. Milchick, which is similar to how Ms. Cobel didn’t really like Milchick. I think she might be an extension of Ms. Cobel of sorts.

General outside— At least with Helena/Helly, news has got to have been broken. What is happening regarding severance outside? What happened after Irving got switched back and was banging at Burt’s door? What happens with that pro-severance guy and his wife?

ANYWAYS, that’s some of my takes and questions on this. Can’t wait for e2 on Friday!

What are any of you even talking about, I'm 5'9. I'm not short.

Just because I hang around a shit-ton of GIANTS doesn't mean I'm short.