B disarms A, swinging their sword back up and preparing for the final blow. As eyes widen.
A: you wouldn't- no no no. It's me! It is me under the mask!
A lifts off their mask revealing their face as B looks at them with sad eyes.
B: I know.
Bs guard falters and A reaches out toward B
A: you? You knew? Then why have we been fighting this whole time?
Bs grip tightens back up and they press A against a wall. Sword to the throat.
A: oh-
B looks away as their calculated assassin face leaves and they start to cry.
A: oh honey- its okay.
B: I have to kill you, you know.
A: its okay! We can fake it and they will never know. We can run away, live in the woods. Wake up each morning side by side. Doesn't that sound nice?
B: ...you know that you would get bored. You would come back to this life.
A: I won't! I will do it for you!
A reaches out and cups Bs face
B: and yet we both know thats a lie.
B takes As hand and kisses it, looking sweetly down at A.
B: You were always my star. You will always be my star. I love you.
A: I love you too.
A pulls B close into a kiss, B reciprocates and they both lean into it, touch starved and frenzied. Breaking only for air.
as they both breath heavily, B readies their sword and As eyes widen as they tense up.
A: The order of-
B shakes their head and A shuts up.
B: don't let their name taint this moment, love.
A closes their eyes and exhales slowly.
A: I love you.
B puts their lips back on As. A gentle and soft kiss as B brings the sword in with a swift and practiced motion. Causing a quick and painless death.
B: I love you too my star, I love you too.
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
Dad: do the dishes!
Me: *does the dishes*
Dad: why did you put this dish in the dishwasher! You know better than to be careless and put something in the dishwasher that doesnt belong in there.
Dish: I say "dishwasher safe". Of course they put me in the fucking dishwasher!
Original comic by Rasenth
Loosely based off the brilliant AO3 fanfic “Too Wise to Woo Peaceably” by @feralbutfluffy
(Ack! I had FeralbutFluffy’s name backwards! Edited to fix)
Wine + Someone you’re totally crushing on + avoiding discorporation TWICE in one night= Sexy Results
@toowisetowoopeaceably
Kevin McCarthy losing four five six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023's boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that's beautiful
via @b.sharise
If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
Evolution did not prepare him for this moment :(
Itchy snoot.
These people could be anywhere! Maybe even your own mother! Or work friend!
i love when people on here well be like “who DOESN’T want their blood to get sucked ? 🤨” well i hate to break it to you but the average person does not, in fact, want to have their blood get sucked. statistically there is a large amount of people who do not want this to occur. this is shocking and appalling, i know. the world is full of unsettling things
Reminded that a whip crack is the sound of the whip breaking the sound barrier. This is. Peak.
It doesn't get cooler than that tbh. Like. YOU ARE HOLDING SOMETHING THAT IS BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER. YOU WITH YOUR HUMAN HAND AND HUMAN ARM ARE MAKING SOMETHING GO FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND.
pspspsps, Toasty, feeling too strongly about something? HAVE to tell somebody before you explode? POST IT HERE YA BASTARD.
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