Hypothetical Godtier Abilities For Dirk For Combat! Thinking About Doing These For All The Kids When

Sylus girlies are we okay after listening to Bloodnight Blaze?! Omfg

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

okay but mc telling sylus to buy her the roses with the most thorns because her fingers can handle it actually means so much to me because she's literally telling him "there is no part of you that could hurt me because my love is strong" and he really needed to hear that

Happy 413

MC: I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Sylus, Luke, & Kieran: Okay.

MC: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Luke: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Kieran: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Sylus: Bold of you to assume I can die.

lollol

Part 2 part 1

anyway, dork strobelight or whatever the fuck