Day 4 | Work | Late Nights

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

BAM!!!!! 💥💥💥💥

some funky bamboozlers designs!!!

Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-

(Over the coms)

Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?

Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’

Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms

Batman: …Huh?

Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…

Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?

Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-

Dick: Damn it!

Tim: We really are cooked

Damian: What does that -?

Alfred: It’s lowkey not-

Batman: In English Alfred. Please.

Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.

Everywhere I go I draw a little doodle, a blocky heart I found on Pinterest last year from a fanmade D&D Thieve's Cant symbol chart. I put it everywhere and some people know that it means "alive."

I write "alive" on my homework, sheets of music and sermon notes. And every time I see it, I try to remember that I am alive, and it means that every new breath is a new opportunity to learn, to grow and change and be closer to God and others.

I am alive. And I thank God.

Anaïs Nin, in a diary entry dated 27 February 1929, featured in The Early Diary of Anaïs Nin: Vol. IV, 1927-1931

Baby Tim Au where everything is the same but Tim is a baby Bruce adopts

—-

Dick: you adopt younger and younger, Bruce

Bruce, holding baby Tim and gently rocking him in his arms: a nice break from teenagers

Dick: I was a lovely teenager

Bruce: Alfred would beg to differ

—-

Jason gets revived

Jason: Bruce training babies is an all time low for you

Bruce, letting Tim crawl around on his play mat in the batcave: You can just ask to hold him Jason, you don’t need to try and convince me

Jason: I see..

Jason doesn’t out Tim down for almost three hours

—-

Alfred enjoys having a baby around, mainly because Tim is such a quiet child. It’s common to see Alfred cleaning the manor with Tim close by quietly watching.

—-

One day Bruce is called to a justice meeting and is forced to put a baby carrier over his batsuit and bring Tim,

Superman: Can I get a photo? Lois and me had a bet going to see how long it would be until you had a baby

Batman: I’m not even going to respond to that

Wonder Woman: I shall bless him with the gift of this sword.

Batman: that is *not* baby proof.

Green arrow: my friend Bruce-

Batman: meeting over i’m going home.

—-

Case and point Baby Tim is well loved.

Do u think we could get a de aged baby (literally too bc he’s younger than Tim so he’s kinda in the same boat as Damian LOL) Duke included too? I miss seeing ur Duke content :,3

Tim… Tim go play with your blocks or something

🚦our lucky champions !! 🚦

AU where qui-gon leaves the order to train anakin

ft. a stressed obi-wan and reluctant ally maul (anakin thinks they’re besties tho)

happy may the 4th everyone

No safety. No food. No aid. No water. No healthcare. No education. Is this what it means to live? Is this what world accept as life?

If a group of animals were trapped, starved, and cut off from the world like this, people would be outraged. But because it's us—human beings—somehow, the world looks away.

These are unbearable days. Everything feels heavy. Each hour presses on my chest like I’m being suffocated.

My family needs urgent help.

Basic survival has become nearly impossible. Bread—just bread—now costs over $25 a day to make.

We are not asking for luxury. We are begging for life.

Please, if you’re reading this: help. Reblog this post. Talk about us. Donate if you can. Even a small act can mean everything right now.

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he can't keep doing this can he