A Goal To Some, A Curse To Others

Cant explain but Block of Raw Gold and Block of Amethyst are lesbians–

I get laid tomorrowwwwww

Nether Cartography, or Why I Actively Chase Ghasts the Moment I Get A Good Bow

why must you hurt me in this way

No More Candles by Phantomrose96

Cake’s no good when you know there are supposed to be two.

im fucking terrified people have to go though this shit man, reblog for people who might need it

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

theyre in a polycule

you all wanted to see that keychain right...? you all want the keychain right...? get the collector's edition but also... maybe... we have another cool keychain like this ALSO coming that is sold individually... but buy CE:

Serenity Forge Store

Slay the Princess - Collector’s Edition

You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess. You're here to slay

Oh, that game was so fun! Let’s play again!

Oh, that game was so fun. Let’s play again!

Oh, that game was so fun. Let’s play again.

Oh, that was fun. We should play again.

We should play again.

Again.

Again.

No that’s not right….

…I’m happy here, aren’t I?