I Bet You Wish You Were In A Red Barn Being Fed Oats. Horse.

I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

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5 months ago
A Drawing Tablet Is Too Much Power For Me, Anyways Heres Some Really Old Minecraft Block People Ocs

a drawing tablet is too much power for me, anyways heres some really old minecraft block people ocs


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6 months ago
The Bottom Of The Museum Of Human History

the bottom of the museum of human history

11 months ago

you all wanted to see that keychain right...? you all want the keychain right...? get the collector's edition but also... maybe... we have another cool keychain like this ALSO coming that is sold individually... but buy CE:

Slay the Princess - Collector’s Edition
Serenity Forge Store
You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess. You're here to slay
5 months ago

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

6 months ago
The Only Two Braincells On That Whole Mountain

The only two braincells on that whole mountain

The Only Two Braincells On That Whole Mountain
6 months ago

i WILL infodump about my latest minecraft modpack hyperfixations and you WILL not enjoy it

tisyinthedunce - i think therefore i am, but i dont think much
6 months ago

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

1 year ago

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

5 months ago

So a main theme of Minecraft fanon is that the universe loves you

Consider, what if it's also really clueless about us players?

Think less "benevolent force of nature", more "benevolent eldritch squid of creation". Physics doesn't work quite right, the overworld is a block lasagna hovering over infinite void on a bedrock plate, the fact that there's like, 5 and a half tree species, ect are just what the universe gleaned from our knowledge. "Oh you have this...gray-brown thing, with green on top, okay I cna make that!" And so we have grass. Not quite life like, but identifiably grass.

This also explains why the world have more and more features over time; the universe didn't know anything, but it knows some things now. It learned. It is still learning.

We can take this further. What if the unexplainable things that have no real world basis are just. The universe's version of giving random stuff to your pet just to see what it would do. Enrichments. Sure, creepers and phantoms and wardens can hurt us but like, it would be so boring otherwise (okay we bitched about phantoms a lot, and tbf we got an off switch for them).

It's simultaneously so human and alien that something that can barely understand you, one that weilds unimaginable power, wants to see ypu loved.

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tisyinthedunce - i think therefore i am, but i dont think much
i think therefore i am, but i dont think much

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