@crow-ate-my-shoe

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

Have I ever mentioned I love cats (yeah I had a warriors phase in middle school what are you gonna do about it?)

Shut up or horse plinko gets it @inumoomoo

Inspired by "put Gerard back" vine

Strange things my friend has said

I quote

I’m gunna eat your toes!

This building would look fimilar if I could se it

If a murdur comes I’ll stay behind so you can run (my response:no)

*haply slaps table* Enchiladas!

Godammit its a flour tortilla!

Sins twice in one sentence(yes she said this)

Anybody who has a tumblr account is going to hell probably and I don’t even believe in god

And then on a walk

We planned each other’s murders

Hellsing feels how westerns should feel despite it being set in Britain, and being very much not a western, And is set in the "modern day"

Me when I loose an argument to my mom (I was right)

Pancakes, you dirty minded individuals

My freind doing a Jennifer collage impression: AH

Me trying to sleep: the demons its the fucking demons

My freind: Jennifer collage is your sleep paralysis demon