Sour Patch Kids Are Good But Have U Tried A Grapefuit That Tastes Like Fucking Battery Acid?🔥🔥

@evilwizard

You have to put some humor and silliness into your setting like yes an evil wizard whose name is evil wizard is trying to revive mothman, of course she is. Of course you can use sourdough starter as a weapon and feed it apples and yes clown is a species you can play as

at some point Theseus’ ship had to get a mastectomy

I think our coins should have holes in them. Currencies with holes in them are just superior currencies. All currency should be something you can string like beads. China knows what's up.

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

@catgirl-lucy

Archaeologists Unearth a Nearly 2,000-Year-Old Cat Geoglyph Lounging on a Peruvian Hillside

bitches will love magic systems and then dread studying stem because its hard. Like, your mind IS the magic! Physicists, biologists, and chemists are literal wizards. They can transmute substances and cure diseases and predict the future. Engineers have made structures that stand for millennia and rocks that think and enchanted clothes and wonders we can barely imagine. Mathematicians are eldritch creatures that can peer into the fabric of reality and will reveal what they see if only you learn their language.

So yes, stem is difficult and esoteric and maybe can’t be mastered, but its literal magic and its everywhere and if you can’t appreciate that, I don’t even know how you get through the day.

this is also a reminder to take care of your mind. Magic runs on your mind and sheer willpower. If you’re studying late and getting drowsy, go to sleep. Consider meditating if you’re stressed out. Exercise regularly. It’s definitely not easy, but the benefits are real.

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Probably because the Cyrillic alphabet is very closely related to the Greek alphabet. Here’s a Venn diagram of letters in common between the Greek, Cyrillic, and Latin scripts

Image Credit: Matthew Fallon’s blog at languagetrainers.com