I’m Hoping One Day I Never Have To Use This Account Again. 😊😊😊

I really really don’t want to sleep so I’ve been forcing myself to stay up until 1 am (like right now) even though I have to wake up at 6

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

Made this in the middle of 2:30 am

But seriously though these Mfs are annoying as hell

Frontiers is beautiful

Every time I misspell “what” as “waht” I just think about Wario saying what

No way!

I’ve fulfilled the prophecy!

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

aw hell nah they put turf war in my splatoon locker