He’s Not Angry He’s Disappointed (he’s Also Pretty Angry)

So am I the only one wanting to cry and grin the whole way through the new clone wars episodes? Like Obi Wan appears and I want to squeal but at the same time I wanna cry because for fucks sake that man is so sad and has gone through so much why do you have to do this to him?

And Anakin seems so happy and enthusiastic and he smiles at obi wan and I have too many feelings about this.

Also very hyped for Maul because he is an amazing character. It’s gonna be epic. (And sad)

And then there is Ahsoka... and I’m crying even more. Someone help

If king Harrow really in pips body is, is he then going to reign Katolis as a bird?

Imagine a bird sitting on the throne and Ezran working as translator. (Yes this is a shitpost)

All of those are brilliant.

Standalone Fics - Jen (ConsultingWriters)

This is a masterpost of all my standalone fics from the last three years! Am taking the liberty of reposting, as my posts have not been showing up for many people in fandom tags (which I’ve now fixed). Ratings and warnings vary.

Thank you so much, everybody who has been supporting me for these three years.

SO! In descending order of popularity…

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Remember Me

Summary: Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.

“What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.

“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

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A Programmer in Q-Branch

His name was Oliver, he was a programmer in Q branch, he had no access to classified files…

Sherlock Holmes is contacted by his elder brother. The Quartermaster of MI6 has been abducted, and Mycroft is insistent that Sherlock finds him. Sherlock, John, and a rather overzealous 00 agent, attempt to find him before Q shatters.

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Beautiful Broken Creatures

Q is a hooker. James Bond is in love.

The boy is sharp in all of the right places. His spine is bent in an entrancing curve, leant against the lamp-post, shadows pooling in the indented hollows of his face. He is too-pale, the flush high on his cheekbones from the cold, lips bitten so they retain a deep fuchsia stain.

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The Art of Ownership

Q is Bond’s Omega, and happily so; Omegas live in a dangerous world, however. Ownership can be won and lost far too easily.

Every Omega’s greatest fear: to be claimed, and forgotten. To belong entirely to somebody else, but cease to matter.

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The Battlefield

Every year, MI6 goes through the single most stressful, highly-anticipated, important event in their calendar.

The inter-departmental paintball fight.

There was only one rule: no lasting physical harm. Beyond that, everybody went quite categorically insane over the entire affair.

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Identity

Q, the Quartermaster of MI6, has dissociative identity disorder.

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FAO: Q-branch

Christmas is a catalyst for relationships, including the rather tempestuous one between 007 and Q.

I appreciate that it is a few short weeks away from Christmas. However, the next person who attempts to place mistletoe in my general vicinity will find their equipment mutilated by viruses which will mysteriously survive any and all attempts to be removed, and will probably outlive your grandchildren.

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The Issues of Dating a Holmes

John and Sherlock go on a double date with Q and Bond. Which really, was one of the worst ideas anybody had ever come up with in recorded history.

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Confined Spaces

The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.

His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”

Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.

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Blood and Salt

Q has lung cancer.

Never had he needed to watch anybody die like this.

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First Name Terms

Bond could count the number of times Q called him by his first name on the fingers of one hand.

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The Fandom has Attacked

The James Bond initiative had been created as a way of romanticising MI6. Turning failed missions into myths. Keeping ‘James Bond’ a figurehead - an idea, not a person. The legacy of MI6 without the reality.

The Skyfall incident was made into a film. And now, Q has discovered something… rather frightening.

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Trigger

Q fakes his own suicide, and a devastated Bond needs to understand why.

Loving Q had been water in a storm; too much. Bond had drowned in it, more willingly than he wanted to admit, dying in Q, with Q, knowing Q was drowning with him, neither wanting to go.

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Young and Beautiful

It would have been kinder, Q thinks, a long time later, if we had both died young.

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And that’s the lot, guys and dolls! Hope you enjoy. Jen.

Nah, I think he's just being dramatic

Fulminous

When Claudia casts this spell in S1E3, she draws a neat, single line that looks like calligraphy.

When Aaravos busts this spell out during the fight in S2E9, he drama queens the shit out of it

and then Viren shoots the lightning out of his staff.

And now all I can think about is, has drawing the runes has changed over the past millennium, evolving over time as penmanship does, or is this literally the difference between Claudia’s and Aaravos’s handwriting?

So I just rewatched Endgame

This time in german and watching it the first time around in english I didn't realise that Natasha said "see you later guys" before they did the time jump (it's a rough translation from german because I can't remember what she said in the original) and it tore my heart to shreds.

Why do you have to do this to me Marvel?

Again?

Is it just me or is he a total drama queen? Like, look at him

Compare that to the times when Claudia cast a rune or something and .... But maybe that's just because he's in battle? But also this:

He's completely unimpressed and through the whole scene he's being dramatic. (Sorry I dont have any GIFs right now) It's just that I can't picture him NOT being a drama queen. Anyone else?

That is equally awesome, genius and terrifying

(Honestly, is there a discord for rwby? Because I want to talk about these theories more)

Rubys semblence

I’ve seen so many people talk about the Ace Ops and Qrow and the new outfits and the bees but can we talk about Rubys semblence? I know someone made a comment on it some time ago so we already knew that it is not just speed but what else could it be?

Teleportation?

Transformation?

Someone help my brain is going to fast for me to catch up. What do the rose petals actually mean?

Lets theorize please. If you got any theories on that already please send them to me I wanna seeee.

Please tell me when you're done I want to read something like this so badly

A Nonbinary Protagonist

I’ve wanted to write a fantasy novel/series/trilogy for a while now where the protagonist is nonbinary. I’m nonbinary and am yet to find any fiction with nonbinary characters. So, hey, why not create my own story.

I’m still in that stage of working out the story. I think it will be a steampunk/fantasy. So basically magic vs technology. 

There are a few issues that are important to me that I will work into the story, gender being one of them, along with patriarchy, the environment, and a few others. It seems to be that many of these issues are intertwined.

I don’t have a name for my protagonist yet. I don’t have a title for the novel yet. But hopefully as I keep free writing those things will become known.

p.s. If you want to read a really good book on creativity, “Blessed are the Weird” by Jacob Nordby is excellent.

Yes, me, hello.

Anyone else see Spectre and the only thing you can think of is that Q is the third Holmes and that Moriarty fucking hacked his way into MI territory while Mycroft wasn’t looking, and then pulled a Reichenbach to get out of it when he was caught? Anyone else? 

He looks so hurt 😢