The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.
Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.
I went to a book swap today and found a book called "What Would Jesus Craft?" so I flipped it open and stg landed on this page
this book wins for least friendly main font
trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this
not only did irvin die for helly r he died doing what she loved doing most (trying to kill her outie)
Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like
Feeling rough lately.
Wdym I have to yearn for kinder years all the time I’m built to weather through not to pine for human decency this is bullshit
absolute bullshit that humans evolved to require both water and salt as basic nutritional requirements....and 71% of the earth is covered by a mixture of water and salt......... ... . and humans cant. DRINK TH E fUCKENG SALTY WATER