Average Cis Conception Of Gender Is Roughly Equivalent To "every Single Liquid Is Either Type O+ Blood

You like Caesar salad? Now imagine it was called Penis salad. Not so appetizing anymore, is it?

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

The Sea God... awakens

Piratecore basics

Boots

Shanties

Cutlasses

Wild hair

Respect for the wind and sea

Loose shirts

Swearing/not caring what people think of what you say

Gold pieces

Worn, calloused hands

Spyglass

Superstition

Grey morality

Parrots

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

I have disco cabin fever this rules

There is a special spot reserved in my heart for Magnificent Frigatebirds. These fuckos are so regal, and they are also ENORMOUS, with a wingspan of up to 8 FEET.

The first time I saw one in person, my brain did a 10-second-reboot because oh neat a pterodactyl just flew overhead--waitwhatnow?

Again, these aerial monstrosities have a wingspan significantly longer than adult human, and in the wild you'll most encounter them circling high in the air above an ocean coast.

Which is why it was endlessly hilarious to me when I found out what the males look like close up.

My good bitch, I bruised at least three ribs laughing.

They are the best of friends.

Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides

Sometimes I pick up my cat like “I am going to wear you like a mink stole” and drape her over my neck like an outrageously expensive

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