“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

just found this in my drafts what do we think was i on to something here

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i don't think we've really reached the full potential for types of top surgery scars so here are some new ideas i came up with

DM: So, you’re falling?

Rogue tabaxi: Well... athletically falling.

look at this photo i took of my cat its really important

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

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