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Oops! Humans your demon.

References by Madi.ufo, Mellon_soup, or from frames of the show

Is anyone else still not okay about The Full Moon? And Apology Tour? And Ghostfuckers? And Mastermind? And actually, about The Circus? And Western Energy? And Ozzie's???

They went so unreasonably hard with this sequence in Mastermind and I still can't get the colors and imagery out of my head

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane

Rate My Professor

Dr. Buckzo:

Ty S.

Dude is built like a fuckin munchkin from the wizard of Oz and swears like a sailor on meth but ig i did learn something. 7.5/10

Alaria P.On the first day he told us he used to be in the circus and that he’s killed five people.  Didnt know whether to laugh or report him to the authorities.  Hes the kind of guy who would have mafia ties tho so i just smiled and nodded. 4/10

Dennis

Hottest prof at Wrath U, didnt learn shit about history but learned a lot about the human body if u know what i mean 9/10

Hanna T

I wanted to give him a 0/10 because he’s a complete piece of shit but damn, this guy knows a lot about world war 2 and he gave me an A on my paper about how annoying Christian Savior narratives are in media depictions of that time so he’s good by me 5/10

Alex G I looked him up and he isnt even a doctor???? And when i literally asked him straight up about it in class he was like “what are you, a cop?” and honestly thats fair.  This guy sucks tho.  Dont take his class. 3/10 ~ hey so I have zero excuse for starting another fucking fic but I did it anyway, have a Stolitz University Professor AU. I don't know why. But have it.

SO WHAT?

UM

Mastermind is the #1 trending video on Youtube rn

Just want to get this off my chest now, considering the tension between Octavia and Stolas is very likely to reach a boiling point within the next two episodes.

Please do not demonize (pun not intended) Octavia if she ends up snapping at Stolas and ends up potentially cutting him out of her life temporarily or whatever happens. I am begging you all.

She is a 17 year old who has grown up in a very unstable home, who has been abused by her mother, (Yes, Stella abusing Stolas counts as child abuse, even more so considering in s1 e2, Stella just openly abuses Stolas in front of Octavia, not even trying to hide it anymore.)

who is going through a very messy divorce she practically knows nothing about, (such as the fact Stella and Stolas were arranged, for example.), which has suddenly and massively just upturned her life, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's being manipulated by Andrealphus and Stella, considering they have a very strong motive to do so. Plus, she doesn't know anywhere near the full extent of how abusive Stella is and has been.

So please, when the tension between Octavia and Stolas reaches it's boiling point, do not demonize the 17 year old who doesn't know all that much about the situation she's in. I promise you all, she will come around eventually and realize that Stolas does love her, that Stella is the abuser and that Stolas is in her corner, even if Stolas isn't perfect about it, as she grows and matures more.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Y'all understood the assignment 😭😭😭

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

editor's note - chapter 4/5

[slaps chapter] this baby can fit so much gay panic in it

“It’s not so bad, when you’re not drenched in it,” Crowley thought aloud. Aziraphale gave him a doubtful look over the top of his glass, so he doubled down. “Kind of romantic, really. Like a Richard Curtis film.” Aziraphale followed his gaze to a window streaked with endless drizzle. He watched for a moment, took a delicate sip of Tempranillo, then hummed a complacent sigh. “I suppose so.”