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credit for the awful dialogue idea goes to @skyspersonalhell

Concept: Sheriff Jimmy singing Busted from Phineas and Ferb every time before he confronts Joel.

floating sheriff

“Joel don’t turn me, The Sheriff into one of them marketable plushes.” Jimmy said crying..

“With the clap of my cheek..” Joel said.. “You will be a marketable toy, for my capitalistic gains!”

Joel cheeks start clapping violently, thunder and lightning rain down.. one thing tho.. He was a toy all along.. Hiding.. in a spell that made him look human..

Jimmy looks around to see.. he’s smaller? His true height..

He screams “I sue you! This is slander, and- and defamation of I, The Sheriff character! Wait until you hear from my lawyer!”

Joel look at him please, knowing he was correct all along. Oh and he isn’t worried about the lawsuit, he got the best lawyer on record.

“NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A!!!”

“I CAN DO ANYTHING!!”

I had an idea of Grian and Jimmy as Jevil and Spamton (well, Jimmy as Spamton isn’t anything new for me)

But the MC duo with the Deltarune duo have a ton of parallels. Both have implications of a sort of “bitter ex” type relationship for one thing. I already explained why Jimmy and Spamton are similar in a previous post, but Grian is always described as a dangerous jokester in the hermitcraft/empires universe, which fits Jevil to a t. Also! He had the hat for the tag game be a jester hat, cause of course he did.

All that to say I drew Grian as Jevil and Jimmy as Spamton.

can we collectively agree to only write jimmy's title as The Sheriff. in that exact bold and capitilisation. period included. oh boy guys look its The Sheriff. walking down the barren mesa pathways

(That’s one of the catchphrases that plays when you pull his string, right?)

hes great. you agree. reblog.

SHERIFF SPIN SATURDAY: 2!!!! GO SILLY MODE

Broke: Tango is reincarnated into Empires SMP as a rancher or a spaceman or something and him and Jimmy fall in love again

Woke: Tango, Jimmy, and everyone else return to their respective servers after DL with no memory of their time there, except Tango slowly starts to remember the dumb canary boy with a heart of gold and a temper to match his own, so he leaves Hermitcraft in search for him and then ends up at Empires SMP where he stumbled upon Tumble Town except Jimmy has no idea of who he is and just thinks he’s a confused wanderer who ended up by his empire so he invites him to stay and Tango slowly falls in love with Jimmy again and Jimmy catches feelings a tiny bit himself and then they’re in the deep dark and Jimmy is being attacked by The Warden but Tango jumps in to the rescue and risks his own life to save Jimmy and that’s when Jimmy remembers all the events of DL and when they both are in a secure place because they made it out alive Jimmy scoops him up and swings him around in joy and they kiss and yes I’ve thought about this way too much

sheriff spin saturday

mansplain: gtws

manipulate: grian

malewife: mumbo

"It's always us against the world"

+ separated! I really like how they turned out :)

transmasc friend said he's really into cannibalism metaphors I said oh I'm sure

im gods weakest faggot

the concept of the dream smp is completely mad like are we sure that wasn't a two year collective fever dream. a bunch of the biggest streamers in the m'necraft sphere on a server where it took one afternoon of breaking bad references to kick-start a two year sprawling in-game roleplay involving geo-political tensions, nations, one of the most accurate depictions of abuse in anything, necromancy, possession, a giant red egg, ghosts, a live suicide attempt and coming to terms with how sh't your dad was. all streamed on youtube and twitch. peak viewership on a single day was like 1.4 million people, involving some of the biggest names in the online gaming sphere, mr beast would log on every now and again and stop everyone role-playing to hunt for a bunch of gift cards that never got used, they were all gay all of the time for some reason, lil nas x logged on one time and built a tree house?? are we sure that was real like sure there were plenty of news articles on it for some reason but are we all totally sure that happened

Obsessed with Oli OrionSound asking JoeHills what the Resistance Assistance is and Joe responding

"You know, I don't really try to understand what Grian does, it really frustrates my kid because it's all she wants to talk about at dinner. She's like "Dad, why did Grian decide to do this?" and I'm like "I don't know". It's just like, why don't we talk about something more simple like politics in Europe?"

(HermitCraft 9 Ep 49 on JoeHillsTSD, 22:45)

um hey i know you probably don't want to hear this but your boyfriend was bleeding and he looked really hurt and pathetic so i made out with him a little bit sorry. in my defence he was literally covered in blood and you left him unattended.

babygirlifying a middle aged man in art is such a delicate practice. like you MUST make him pretty. but if you’re not including wrinkles in that prettiness then ya gotta just throw the whole thing out and start over

Would you trust me as your pilot?

Also here's a picture of Quackity in the emptiest room

gay.

why are you as a man wearing a suit? so other men can pull on your tie to bring you in for a kiss? so you can take off your jacket and loosen your tie and unbutton your shirt like a whore? so the process of undressing is an intricate ritual for you and other men to undergo? gayass.

There is only one thing I hate more than myself and that is c!Dream

I feel like he would make funny little boink boink boink noises as he hits the sides like the silly little guy he is

I want to put GoodTimesWithScar in a box and shake him around violently

I want to put GoodTimesWithScar in a box and shake him around violently

I love being an mcyt fan and people automatically assuming I only watch Dream, only talk about Dream, worship the ground Dream walks on, and will be down to sacrifice twelve families of four to Dream.

I mean, I WILL sacrifice twelve families of four. But not for Dream. Just for the fun of it.