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What Jimmy was probably thinking: oh Joel wants to use my head for an armor stand, I should set my spawn and take my stuff off

What Jimmy did: put a bed down and took his pants off when Joel asked to make a baby

the concept of the dream smp is completely mad like are we sure that wasn't a two year collective fever dream. a bunch of the biggest streamers in the m'necraft sphere on a server where it took one afternoon of breaking bad references to kick-start a two year sprawling in-game roleplay involving geo-political tensions, nations, one of the most accurate depictions of abuse in anything, necromancy, possession, a giant red egg, ghosts, a live suicide attempt and coming to terms with how sh't your dad was. all streamed on youtube and twitch. peak viewership on a single day was like 1.4 million people, involving some of the biggest names in the online gaming sphere, mr beast would log on every now and again and stop everyone role-playing to hunt for a bunch of gift cards that never got used, they were all gay all of the time for some reason, lil nas x logged on one time and built a tree house?? are we sure that was real like sure there were plenty of news articles on it for some reason but are we all totally sure that happened

hes packing hes having kids with toy men hes been sued for defamation hes hot hes sexy his ass claps make thunder hes a god hes got anxiety issues hes a business owner(?) hes got a co-parent and a fling with a catgirl hes fallen into several fountains he cant spell his name joels the worst man to ever exist and i want there to be 20 of him

Sorry for the random pause on hermit of the day BUT IM BACK WITH FALSE!!

Today is Jevin!

Also, I’m planning on making an entire post of the og poses to credit all the references I have used in this series

ooOOo, you guys are NEVER gonna guess how I felt about the third Guardians the Galaxy movie.

Watched the first Guardians of the Galaxy last night and damn. that shit was good.

Scar, giggling: Hey Grian, why can't a koala be a bear?

Grian: Because they're marsupials

Scar: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS

Scar: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalafacations

im gods weakest faggot

My friend told me to watch Ride the Cyclone and now I can’t think of anything else

I can explain-

Im lying no I can’t I just got this sudden urge to draw Ariana griande and suddenly this was on my canvas.