No, I Probably Won't For A Long Time.

Well unlike you privileged princesses we don't have working showers, closest thing down here is the dingy river you throw all your slop in.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

I corked a brow, not exactly believing the small girl. Nonetheless I opened it.

'sorry for being rude earlier. i made you a gift.'

Isha holds a carefully wrapped box up to Ekko.

@jinxbutsmol

*I eye the box suspiciously, know that Isha was Jinx's kid didn't help with the settling feeling I would get blasted with another layer of glitter. I take the box regardless and give Isha a small smirk.*

"Another bomb?"

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

EKKO. If someone were to have accidentally consumed a razor blade what would they do in this situation?

Get them to sickbay, I already called a stretcher for you-I mean THEM. Gert 'll get it out.

Who put this shit in my drawer?

And what the fuck is a 'bisexual'???

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess @jynxthatsme

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved @violetkiramman12345

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @tismrizzzandrifles

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Mel - @themedarda

(A walking thirst trap.)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol @jinxsbabyy

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

Ran - @ranofzaun

(Seraphine's not so secret crush.)

Ronnie - @firelightsronnie

(Crackhead of the organization.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Ein - @einthezaunite

(Insits that he is dog-man with a hammer.)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

I have another account which I post random opinions or art - @sl3epingw1thsh0rks

An Ekko rp blog, I have old ooc stuff (out of character) and I might post other ooc stuff on this page. Feel free to ask questions or dm me random stuff.

Have a fan-fucking-tastic day!

Officially dead

-⧖

Uhuh, you say that but last time I had to get Isha to you I found you almost completely inside of it eating cherries. The pits and all.

And yes, at one point I did see it. Made some weird goo stuff that Jayce tried to eat.

okay papa !! i dont like piltover ,, the guys are big and scary ..

Do you need me to take you? I won't be able to stay once I get you to his apartment, but I can get you to Jinx.

@vile-villainess

Ruined my life.

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

@bruisedandbeloved Your girl knew what she was doing.

I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S FOR SHOOTING. but girl. queer spotted omg

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

Do you see why your taste in women needs help? Unless you actually enjoy having to taste alcohol when you kiss her 💀

@vile-villainess I'm putting @bruisedandbeloved in a rehab program, I found her having a staring contest with a cat last night. . .