Do You Think @bruisedandbeloved Wants To See The Showdown?

It's a new system they voted on implementing, and don't think I've exactly given up on dragging you to one.

I'm working on getting Vi and her manipulative girlfriend, excuse me, WIFE, into couples therapy.

everybidy is making fun of mr body.and saying I need a "intervention"

I think he's beautiful 😔

SWEET MOTHER OF JANNA

Yeah, no. Ronnie, get some help. I'm booking you an appointment with one of our therapists...

Yeah, like fucking hell you did. I saw the way you two oogled each other.

Maybe she wasn't such an ass back then but I would trust her as far as I could throw her.

I'll admit, I was being mean but that doesn't change the fact you weren't present for about a third of our lives. I don't forgive you, and I probably won't for a good a long time.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

One word.

RUN

Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n

what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.

@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!

No, but as head of the faction I have the authority to make you one.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

Mhm, whatever floats your boat.

hi >:3

*puts a box at your feet and runs away giggling madly*

-@lil-zaunite (alix)

*Kicks the box open cautiously, waiting for something to go off.*

What the actual fuck did I walk into.

But that does explain the weird boxes Jayce said he saw in your room....

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing

Could you ever imagine? (Sarcasam)

I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S FOR SHOOTING. but girl. queer spotted omg

And she really thinks that just because she said she's 'changed'' that she wouldn't stab her in the back again.

Let's normalize using glitter and paint bombs instead of actual ones

They're pretty, colorful and give people hell without physically hurting them

And cleaning it up is the person who receives them(probably a a Piltie)'s problem :)

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved @timetravelsuckz @cami-the-cutesy @jinxbutsmol

@minisevika @zauns-fav-firelight

And you have the money to spare.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

Maybe I am, I don't think any of us appreciate having you around. Even if you're considered councilwoman.

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