Pipsqueak.

For fuck's sake.

day 96 cleansing the #caitvi tl

time for cait to push vi a lil hehe

I love you. - Connie

Thanks? Am I supposed to do something with that information..?

You're one to talk Violet.

Vi❤️

OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD

What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess

There are, I just prefer your mother NOT chasing me around with a gun.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

Is scar fluffy. I need to know for uh. Science.

Technically, depends on which part of him. Back fur along the spine would likely be coarse and rough, fur around the belly area would be softer. His mane would be too, albeit very greasy from the looks of it.

You got yourself arrested at 15, wasn't present in our lives for seven years and then showed up with an enforcer.

It made Jinx go on a homicidal rampage, I was stuck cleaning up the messes you made and don't even get me started on all the shit that it caused in Zaun.

You basically fucked everybody by showing up with your little fascist girlfriend.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

Can't make me.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

You both need help. In VERY different areas. I will stand what I'm saying.

@vile-villainess I'm putting @bruisedandbeloved in a rehab program, I found her having a staring contest with a cat last night. . .

"Alright, I got it set up."

@vile-villainess

"You think you might be able to get the enforcers off our back for a bit?" Ekko gives her a questioningly innocent look that seems very out of place considering that @orange-war-criminal is tied up and wriggling against a large log.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved