“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”
incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go
correct response:
Everyone say thank you Wild life for giving us the following:
Scaridarity
Scarian divorce (and marriage again)
Grumbo marriage
Widow Grian
Scott x BigB as creaking
Scarlet Pearl
Seablings team
Dogwarts reunion
BigB being unsettling
Tango hitting his breaking point and going feral
Jimmy’s canary curse confirmed to be broken
The four Gs (gaslight gatekeep girlboss girldad)
Actually it’s 5 now since Etho is their ally so add grandpa
Jimmy escaped that coal mine but Mumbo fucking didn’t
Snail thought experiment gone wrong
zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell
contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid
How does Cal meet Merrin in the fix it au? Does Cordova borrow him for Zeffo research?
omg thats a PERFECT idea yes
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Did you get bad luck from stepping on a bee??
what the fuck
I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry
Not a tail but a pillow
This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO
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