I’m So Glad Earth Only Has One Moon, If There Were More I’d Have To Pick A Favorite And That Sounds

still the most under appreciated joke in recent hermitcraft history...

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

If you think people used to willingly stare off into the distance before smartphones, my dad told me he had this psychology assignment when he was in college in the 80s which was basically

Go to a restaraunt by yourself and eat a meal without a newspaper or journal or anything else to keep you occupied and then write a report about it

Which tells me that this was a way for a professor to inflict psychological torture on their students and that people used to bring little things with them to keep them entertained. Shown by those old pictures of everyone in a trolley reading a newspaper with one hand.

Frankly I think that the human brain has been craving smart phone forever. Perhaps we use it too much at times but if this was 1985 we also wouldn’t be talking to people. We’d just be looking at newspaper or drawing stuff on notepad instead. And the old people would all be shaking their fists about how kids spend too much time looking at that damn TV because yes this discourse has been going on long before smart phone

*They’ll never catch him 

My issue is that I'm a "go big or go home" kinda person, but I'm too scared to go big so I'm always going home

grian gets died

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

Since you all seem to favor the angst, have a little preview of my latest 2 am doodle spree.