Alcoholic To Zaftig -An Alphabet Of Unintended Consequences. #itsfiveoclocksomewhere

How is the summer almost over? One of the World's Most Fashionable Paper Dolls returning home from Madrid. @maxhosa sweater, @celine sunnies (total light blockers, ideal for headache-y mornings and sad afternoons) Always a massive bag for reading material and a picnic and extra pens. Love this leather bag from Aakasha on @etsy The pleats on these #fiorella pants are also for storage. They hide a travel wallet for passport and cash. #travel #madrid #spain #airportstyle #tikidolls (at Adolfo Suárez Madrid–Barajas Airport)

Jan 21 in DC or wherever you are, come out and be counted! Stand Up. Stand Together. Step Forward.

Ways to decorate a pile of sludge.

The Friday Caption Contest!!! Did anyone else have this week? It’s ok. Better to be unloved than unfunny. Toss your best quips into the comments below. Winner announced Monday 2/19 collage made with my favorite graph paper from @letypographe_be I found the paper in Paris and I loved it so much that I bought more than I could carry and braved Le Poste with my substandard French and managed to get it back home. #collage #captionthis

In real time! Tune in tomorrow for the coiffing and sluggish conclusion!

#thisiswhatafeministlookslike #itsnotmeitsyou

This Mother's Day, let mom rest. Just fifteen or twenty minutes with her feet up on a wall and all the light blocked out by the soothing weight of the flaxseed eyemask. Just give her a tiny bit of quiet and then bring her a cup of coffee. We promise you there is nothing more your Mother wants than a bit of sleep. Even if you've already moved away from home, she's got at least 20 years of sleep deprivation to catch up on. She still needs a nap. If you can do the breakfast dishes quietly while she sleeps and not break anything or cut yourself, it may be her best Mother's Day ever. A very limited edition eyemask. A signed and numbered edition of five. Linen with block printed eyes. Three hand-sewn gold sequin tears per mask. (Sewing sequins on is SO difficult and time-consuming, we've no idea how children manage it.) Peach grosgrain ribbon. Removable 8oz flax seed insert. Shop https://www.tikipapier.com/.

If I'm so spoiled, where's my f*cking pony?

The #pilobolus #umbrellaproject show in collaboration w/ #MIT. #worldsciencefestival2017 #WSF2017 #brooklynbridge #brooklynbridgepark #nyc #brooklyn #ledlights (at Brooklyn Bridge Park)