This Week's Caption Contest, Hosted On Facebook. Click On Over And Join The Fun!

The Caption Contest is on! Sharpen your wits in the comments below! Winner announced Monday 12/18 noonish or whenever the post-fête fistful of aspirin takes effect.

Um, but, I just feel like maybe you're resting on my laurels...

So exciting to see Tiki Papier on @eatsleepdraw!

More Tiki Papier adventures on tumblr, instagram and facebook.

Tiki Travel Tip. If you are in France during the summer, eat as many cavaillon melon as you can. They are absurdly delicious and you cannot tire of them. Unless you are French and surrounded by tourists who constantly exclaim, "OMG this is the best melon I've ever had! OMG it is so good!" That might grow tiresome. If you are French and jaded about melons, visit a country with some truck ripened melons that taste of ash and refrigerator coolant. Then you will go home and scrape your teeth against the rinds of these and delight in them.

I drew for about 8 hours yesterday. Lots of ruined paper and only one drawing to show for it. But! I also only once dunked my brush in my tea. #behindthescenes #artlife

Map of Buried Treasure. . #treasuremap #allthefeels #illo #illustration #instaartist #instaart

Must I be happy always?

This is our drawing for today's caption contest, now live on Facebook. Click on over and comment away! Write what you wish! We will respond on Monday. But nothing is funny right now and no-one will win.

Tiki Travel Tip #2 Emergency coffee. Bring something with you in your carry-on. Jetlag is a vicious beast and you must be prepared to fend for yourself if you wake up outside of room service hours. This is a strange single-serving pour over from Trader Joe's that I wouldn't take on a Mars mission, but was awfully glad to have with me in a little one star hotel in the Saint Germaine. There was a kettle downstairs and I carried this bag of coffee grounds and boiling water up three flights of carpet steps worn shiny and thin by decades of budget tourists. I felt young again.

Alcoholic to Zaftig -An Alphabet of Unintended Consequences. #xmarksthespot