Tidbitch - Just Chillin

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All Seeing Axolotl

Remember when I said I wouldn't draw anymore blursed axolotls? I lied.

Part of my blursed axolotl series, because I guess it's a series now...

This man's an expert

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

Look, I love impact play as punishment for brats just like any other dom, but have you considered restricting their movement entirely - hands tied together, legs kept open by a spreader bar connected to the bedframe, no room for any sort of movement - filling up their hole(s) with remote controlled bullet vibrators (maybe clip one on their clit or dick, if you're feeling extra mean), and then being sweet and nice enough to give your brat one last chance for redemption. Ask them if they're ready to apologize now (they're not) and when they stay quiet or hit you with that loving "Fuck off", grant them a little smile, a "Oh well, lost cause, I'll better let you off the hook, mh?", and then, watch their eyes widen, as you hold up the remote control and throw it right next to them on the bed, possibly even on their twitching, overstimulated body.

"C'mon, pup, fetch. You can turn them off yourself, right? After all, you're so independent and in control, so go ahead."

Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice

They should invent a way to kill yourself that doesn’t disappoint anyone

going to bed. can you guys watch him for me?

This TikTok made my day.

i think i loved you, but i guess i'll never really know

joan tierney / death cab for cutie / sylvie baumgartel / the crane wives / @araekni / khalid hosseini / lev st valentine / wendy cope / richard siken (reordered)