the doctor directs: behind the scenes with hugh laurie
i need to share this post again because it makes me laugh my ass off every time
House in 2024,
House in 2004, you know what?
House in 1804, tripping on acid and prescribing opium and whiskey - still considered a genius of his time. Goes wild whenever Wilson shows him his ankles (what a tease).
He's still hot but everytime I say that out loud people tell me I need to see a psychiatrist
Sometimes our cutie patootie becomes very sarcastic when talking to his best bestie.
Anyways when I was sixteen I wrote a story about a spaceship's communications officer (think Uhura) who was given a brain implant when he was a baby that automatically translates every language in the universe, but which interferes with his ability to perceive and process subtle changes in tone. He hears an emotionless automated translator voice inside his head rather than hearing the real voices being physically carried by air vibrations. So he has the ability to interpret every word in every language, but he can never interpret tone of voice. And the ultimate message of the story is that understanding every possible text isn't enough -- if you don't understand subtext, you'll be isolated. The "communications officer" actually struggles to communicate more than anyone else on the ship.
You'll never guess what they diagnosed me with a year later.
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
The cast of Merrily We Roll Along performs on the Tony Awards.
So my sister wants to start sewing more, because
a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.
b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton
c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance
So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.
And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’
And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this
Credit: theemidknight on TikTok
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Do As Peggy Says: An Agent Carter Zine
Thank you so much to everyone who put their hard work in to make this zine what it is. It was such a pleasure working with every single one of you, and we're so happy to be able to share the final version of this project and our love of Peggy Carter with the world! Great job everybody!
One thing that really pisses me off about House md is how inaccurate it is. You can't take pills dry, it's not practical or safe to but you almost never see house eat the pills w/ water. I mean for an doctor you'll think house should know about this.
differential diagnosis for allergy to physical touch??
Girls who were failed by every men in their life rise!!
I could talk about them for hours
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Ehehe frames
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rewatched the night at the museum trilogy in one night for the plot
Reblog to scare a CW executive.
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
Only day you can reblog this
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made