Will It Also Work For Me?

My dad was the one who introduced me to Skyrim, and my thoughts were- Dragons? Fuck yeah! Bad Dragon, don't kill me! Can I kill people now? THE FUCK IS THAT? And so much more

So I made my dad play Skyrim. He was confused at first but enjoyed the many options of facial hair. Here are some of his quotes:

So I get to kill people? Awesome I love murder.

Bad kitty -When Alduin destroys the tower.

I’m a hungry boy -as he stole all the food items in Hadvars house

And finally, my mom shouted from across the room as he was naming his character NAME HIM QUINCY, MAKE HIM A NERD

@the-night-court I keep trying to convince my mom too, and she's only read The Assassin and the Healer from The Assassin's Blade

Me and my family: *goes to zoo and sees bat exhibit*

Me: “Hi Rhysand!!!!”

My family: ????

In Iceland, books are exchanged on Christmas Eve, and you spend the rest of the night reading. People generally take their books to bed along with some chocolate. How cozy and wonderful does that sound? (More fun facts: Iceland publishes more books per capita than any other country, and new books are typically published only during the Christmas season—the frenzy is called Jólabókaflóð, or the Christmas Book Flood.)

(via ffordefans)

I think I found a new tradition…

(via tothelibrary)

Yes, lets!

(via thisallegra)

Ahhhh let’s go!

(via lbardugo)

The funny thing is, a few years ago, my family started a tradition where we get a secret santa and give books to the people we got, and its only me and my dad who are Irish

(via throneofskyrim)

OMG I WOULD GET SO MANY COOL BOOKS (there I go again only thinking about myself. but seriously, you were thinking it too.)

Thats how I thought last year, and then I got a book that i'll never read

We all bear scars, mine just happen to be more visible than most

Throne of Glass

I am re-reading it also and I get through it by imagining Tamlin is Rhys. Its easier xD

Rereading ACOTAR is much less fun after ACOMAF

There’s no Inner Circle Much less Feysand No Feysand smut Lots of Feylin More Feylin (blah)

I just finished it and it feels like I've been stomped on. Repeatedly.

Good morning it's been 24 hours since I finished ACOWAR and guess what I'M STILL FRAGILE

I think that they were both just lost in grief, that when they found out they were Caranam, that that bond snapped the same time the mating bond did, and they didn't realize it

did Rowan not pick up on the mate bond with Aelin because Lyria was never his mate? because he thought he knew what a mate bond felt like BUT HE DIDNT????

Thank you! Someone else who is bad at math! All of my friends are decent, and they don't get how hard it is for me.

NEXT SEMESTER IS GOING TO BE HELL FOR ME. I HAVE A VERY, VERY HARD TIME WITH MATH. THE FURTHEST I GOT IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS ALGEBRA AND I BARELY PASSED IT. AND NEXT SEMESTER IM TAKING A MATH CLASS SO I CAN WORK TOWARDS MY DEGREE. ITS GOING TO BREAK MEEE

Yeah, there has been kind of like, subtle hints about a land whose name was forgotten to Erelia. And i think that on the map, you have Erelia in the sort off middle of the world, the southern continent, in the south, Wendelyn, in the east,and maybe, Pyrithan in the far west. (Sorry for the maybe mistakes, im trying not to fall asleep)

*Velaris

Don’t judge my drunken epiphany typos, ya assholes.

Wow. The Leo one kinda made me laugh, I could see someone doing that to me xD. But the others, just why?

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

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