Yea, And Then All Of Us Can Sob Together When ToD Comes Out!

This is me. And if they are the ones in a group chat to text me first, it's likely stuff that I really don't like. But, yeah, I know the feeling.

Friends

I just noticed that I’m a filler friend. You know the kind of friend that no one in the group actively seeks out to talk to or texts first. I don’t get invited out places with them or talk to them at all outside of school. They sort of brush away what I say then complain I don’t say much. What the fuck people. I’m trying really hard but you still won’t care.

Awwww, we need Aelin and Feyre to meet! Along with Rhys and Rowan! That would be awesome

Things I Learned at Sarah J. Maas' Book Signing Today:

-Sarah has been asked to write a catwoman comic for dc, which she predicts will come out in 2018

-She’s been banned from playing board games by her family

-If she went to hogwarts, she would be a slytherin, but she would live in Gryffindor’s tower bc the living under a lake thing would freak her out

-her personal blog in high school became like a meme for the school

-If Manon and Celaena went to Starbucks, Manon would either get ice water at the counter instead of buying a water bottle, or two straight shots of espresso bc she’s a badass, and

Celaena would get the sweetest possible frappuccino with like 3x the amount of whipped cream a normal one has.

-if Celaena, Rowan, Dorian, Chaol, Rhysand and Tamlin played monopoly together,

Celaena would be the banker who embezzled money,

Rowan would be the one who was “watching her like a hawk”(her pun not mine),

Dorian and Rhys would be really smart with their purchases and take the game really seriously,

Chaol would take it just as seriously and pull out the rule book,

and Tamlin would be like “lmao no that’s a mortal game why would I play that?”

After Rowan calls her out for embezzlement, Celeana would flip the board and set it on fire while it was in the air.

-if all the characters from both series were put in the hunger games:

The thirteen would band together and hunt

They would probably kill Dorian who would either die from that or trusting Celaena as an ally and getting stabbed

Chaol would make a valiant effort but get steamrolled by the magic users, probably trying to protect Dorian.

Rhys would win bc of the brain melting thing, but without that, she doesn’t know.

-Throne of Glass and ACOTAR take place in the same universe, so in theory, you could open a wyrdgate to one from the other, but she has no plans of the two interacting.

-Celaena and Manon are Sarah’s favorite characters in ToG, and Rhys and Nesta are the two known characters that are her favorites in ACOTAR

-Sarah was inspired to write the first scene of ACOTAR while listening to the Princess Mononoke soundtrack.

-While ToG is inspired by Cinderella, ACOTAR draws heavily from Beauty and the Beast and East of the Sun West of the Moon.

-Sarah’s favorite scene in ACOMAF was inspired by Hansel and Gretel and was so graphic she gagged while writing it.

-The only times Sarah was so shaken by what she was writing that she had to take a break were when Sam died, and when Asterin talked about her past.

I'm the same way

things you need to know when talking to me:

i talk really fast

i mumble

sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time

sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying

have fun trying to understand me

i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated

Let me just say, it gets a bit worse

i hated the shadow and bone trilogy but im glad u like it!!!! if u like shadow and bone, im sure u'll like the other 2 :)

Thanks! I’m lost. So lost I’m in so much pain

Eoran, well then.

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

Yes! Maeve and Erawan deserve to be punished by Rhys

Kinda wishing Rhys was in ToG 6 so he could give Maeve the punishment she deserves. Slow and painful

I scarred my friend by him asking about fae and me telling him the stuff that happened in ACOMAF chapter fifty-five..........

stop👏complaining👏about👏rowaelin👏liking👏sex👏they👏are👏FAE👏they👏are👏NOT👏HUMAN👏you👏dont👏have👏to👏like👏it👏but👏stop👏complaining👏about👏something👏that👏is👏justified👏

Showtime showtime yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints of Sam Adams but I'm working on three, ha! Those red coats don't want it with me 'cuz I will pop chick- a pop theses cops 'till I'm free!

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

Sadly, thats kinda true

Haha - oh yes!

SINFULLY GAY ROMANCE BOOK REVIEWS

I'm still trying to comprehend everything in the book. Just. Wow.

The ending of Empire of Storms hit me so hard. I never thought that after ACOMAF I could be that shocked by an ending ever again. I should’ve know Sarah would raise the bar and prove me wrong. Well played Sarah. Well played.