I Introduced My Cousin To Them, And She Reacted The Exact Same As Those Two!

Awwww, we need Aelin and Feyre to meet! Along with Rhys and Rowan! That would be awesome

Things I Learned at Sarah J. Maas' Book Signing Today:

-Sarah has been asked to write a catwoman comic for dc, which she predicts will come out in 2018

-She’s been banned from playing board games by her family

-If she went to hogwarts, she would be a slytherin, but she would live in Gryffindor’s tower bc the living under a lake thing would freak her out

-her personal blog in high school became like a meme for the school

-If Manon and Celaena went to Starbucks, Manon would either get ice water at the counter instead of buying a water bottle, or two straight shots of espresso bc she’s a badass, and

Celaena would get the sweetest possible frappuccino with like 3x the amount of whipped cream a normal one has.

-if Celaena, Rowan, Dorian, Chaol, Rhysand and Tamlin played monopoly together,

Celaena would be the banker who embezzled money,

Rowan would be the one who was “watching her like a hawk”(her pun not mine),

Dorian and Rhys would be really smart with their purchases and take the game really seriously,

Chaol would take it just as seriously and pull out the rule book,

and Tamlin would be like “lmao no that’s a mortal game why would I play that?”

After Rowan calls her out for embezzlement, Celeana would flip the board and set it on fire while it was in the air.

-if all the characters from both series were put in the hunger games:

The thirteen would band together and hunt

They would probably kill Dorian who would either die from that or trusting Celaena as an ally and getting stabbed

Chaol would make a valiant effort but get steamrolled by the magic users, probably trying to protect Dorian.

Rhys would win bc of the brain melting thing, but without that, she doesn’t know.

-Throne of Glass and ACOTAR take place in the same universe, so in theory, you could open a wyrdgate to one from the other, but she has no plans of the two interacting.

-Celaena and Manon are Sarah’s favorite characters in ToG, and Rhys and Nesta are the two known characters that are her favorites in ACOTAR

-Sarah was inspired to write the first scene of ACOTAR while listening to the Princess Mononoke soundtrack.

-While ToG is inspired by Cinderella, ACOTAR draws heavily from Beauty and the Beast and East of the Sun West of the Moon.

-Sarah’s favorite scene in ACOMAF was inspired by Hansel and Gretel and was so graphic she gagged while writing it.

-The only times Sarah was so shaken by what she was writing that she had to take a break were when Sam died, and when Asterin talked about her past.

Rowan likes to play doctor with Aelin. Okay then. I mean, it's not wrong

Throne of Glass name game

YES I’M JUST PROCRASTINATING WORK #sorrynotsorry have fun with these as well ;)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Aelin E F G - Rowan H I J - Chaol K L M - Dorian N O P - Manon Q R S - Lysandra T U V - Elide W X - Aedion Y Z - Maeve

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to E F G H - likes to I J K L - loves to M N O P - needs to Q R S T U - refuses to V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - play doctor C D - kill people E F - have sex G H - fight I J - make out K L - dance M N - go shopping O P - cry about their feelings Q R - watch their enemies suffer S T U  - get drunk V W X - flirt Y Z - be dom

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Rowan C D - with Dorian D E - with Manon F G - with Asterin H I - with Abraxos I J - with Erawan K L - with Chaol M N - with Sam O P - with Aelin Q R - with Cairn S T - with Lorcan U V - with Lysandra W X - with Maeve Y Z - with Elide

*** Mine is “Dorian refuses to have sex with Rowan”

Foxes are so goddamn cute

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

Oh god, I might be a bit better at writing than drawing, but I don't think I can write something EVERY day!!!!

Inktober is ending, nanowrimo begins. the artists breathe a sigh of relief, the writers begin to scream.

I got a defender, which I guess is like me, except I'm way more introverted xD

this probably won’t get any notes since i’m such a tiny account but if you want to take this quiz you can find it here ! after pulling an all-nighter crying over tsoa, i created this because i don’t think i’ve seen this type of personality test floating around before! hopefully it’s not too inaccurate since i’m not an expert on the subject. this was inspired by the pottermore sorting quizzes here and the greek godly parent quiz here 

feel free to tag what you got if you finish it! mine is the realist

if you don’t want to take the quiz but you still want to know, the possible outcomes were:

the chosen one: authentic, brave, bold, intuitive, natural, passionate, stubborn

the realist: practical, understanding, honest, brutal, logical, creator, intelligent, sensible, down-to-earth, reasonable

the doppelgänger: manipulative, self deprecating, intelligent, knowledgable, ambiguous, caring

the master: determined, obsessive, powerful, charismatic, confident, rash, challenging

the defender: loyal, selfless, guardian, youthful, honest, unguarded, courageous, basically a gryffindor

the warrior: purposeful, adaptable, loyal, agressive, mindful, decisive, skillful, isolated, destroyer

Try saying Lord Lorcan Lochan five times fast xD

Sassy Elide moments that will *hopefully* be in tog6 Featuring Flabbergasted and Annoyed Lorcan

-She’s holding a huge grudge okay who wouldn’t her Queen was taken like 8 seconds after they were Reunited -Elide looks innocent but she’s saltier than the motherfucking Pasific Ocean -it starts out when they’re on their way to Terassin after Ellywe, and Elide just glares so hard at him from across the deck of the boat. Aedion watches because it keeps him distracted from screaming at Lysandra or diving into the ocean to find Aelin. -so one day Elide needs something and she gets up and begins to hobble cross the deck and Lorcan braces her leg. And she just. Sits down immediately. Wherever she is she just sits down like “I don’t need your fuckin help you shit” and he just Glares and takes the brace away. -another day it happens again and she’s carrying food. She just fuckin plonks down in the middle of like, 4 men and they’re like ???? Weirdo. She’s v proud of herself. -when they get to land she’s sat down randomly 37 times. Lorcan is desperate for her forgiveness. He’s also pissed because she’s being Childish. -they freaking stink so much from being at sea for however long. So Elide marches determinedly with her limp alongside Aedion until they get to a clearing to set up camp and bathe in a creek. -miss It’s Just a Body Elide Lochan immediately strip and jumps in the freezing lake and bathes as best she can -when she gets out she wraps a blanket around herself and washes her clothes. -lorcan waltzes up and begins undressing. Elide Tries Not To Look and continues washing her clothes. Lorcan. Is. Naked. And. Very. Sexy. -she storms off and demands where her tent is. She’s sharing with Aelin!Lysandra and she’s cool with that. -the next morning Gavriel shows her how to skin and gut a rabbit. He let’s her try and she cuts herself. Gavriel heals her with an easy smile and a congratulations on doing well. Lorcan is Glaring at them. -a few weeks pass, and Elide has only gotten more stubborn and salty. -“Gavriel tell the Brute dinner is ready” -“Aedion, tell Lorcan to pass me some more meat” -“I wish people didn’t betray their supposed friends” -she accidently drops a log on Lorcan’s head, “Oops,” -but lorcan is just. A mess inside. And stares longingly at her. And fuckin gavriel says, “Just apologize you stubborn prick” -lorcan is noping so hard at that. He’s p much death himself. -elide hears all this btw and makes a mental promise to herself not. To. Crack if he apologies. -for the next few days while they’re venturing to ornyth lorcan attempts to help her by bracing her ankle but she just purposely limps so he stops and he tries to converse with her but she ignores him or is like, “Aedion, you hear something pal???” -and aedion is so grateful for the dramatics bc he needs a distraction bc he feels sad abt Aelin and guilty for yellin at Lysandra -elide feels so empowered by angering this 500 year old warrior and making him beg for it. -ONE NIGHT it’s particularly hot and Elide is wearing only pants and a sleeveless tunic top and Oh m y go d Lorcan is trying so hard not to stare at her chest or her throat and collar bones bc she’s pulled her hair up with a leather strap -he’s kinda breathless because she’s beautiful -gavriel comes over to elide and is like, “U know you’re torturing Lorcan right?” -“uh huh,” GAVRIEL IS LAUGHING -lorcan is frustrated and storms away to splash cold water over his head bc she’s so dreamy -anyway, elide sees him vanish, so she follows him bc she wants to yell at someone (preferably Lorcan the Loser) -she sees him kneeling by the river, splashing water on himself, and leans against the three because honestly her ankle is killing her. -moments after she thinks this, a brace wraps around it. She begrudgingly thanks him and walks towards him -he stands up and looks down at her bc he’s TALL AF and she’s a short cutie pie. “You’ve finally decided to talk to me?” -“it’s your fault my queen and king are gone, lorcan,” -“I know, Elide, I know.” -“i trusted you. I believed you.“ -“elide-” -“I wanted you to come to Perranth with me,” ngl elide is crying now. She feels betrayed and emotional and just kind of empty inside. She was beginning to fall for Lorcan, despite his mean and brooding ways. -“I still want to go with you, if you’ll let me,” his voice is hushed and full of emotion, which IS STARTLING -“I don’t know if I can forgive you for what you did, Lorcan,” -“let me make it up to you, Elide, please.” He pauses, as if finding the right words, “I’ve been alive for five hundred years, and never once in those years has someone lie you come into my life. I don’t want to loose you,” -she’s crying p hard and he just hugs her and she let’s him and she buries her face in his chest and sobs because she was finally reunited w her queen and now everything is Hopeless and she’s pretty sure she’s in love with an Emotionless Ass -“please don’t cry, Elide,” -they eventually sit in the grass and stare at the full moon and don’t talk and then lorcan turns to her, and he stares long enough that she turns to him too and he just says, “I’m sorry,” -and she breaks. She starts crying again and moves closer to him and he wraps an arm around her and he kisses her head and holds her until she stops crying -it’s been weeks and she’s seen firsthand how much he’s been trying to help with getting Aelin back and helping Terassin even if he hurt her and a lot of other people. -she pulls away and looks up at him, and she sees so much Emotion in his face that her breath catches and he ducks his head down -and she just freezes as he kisses her cheek, her jaw, her throat, her collarbone, his sharp canines brushing against her flushed skin -lorcan growls when he smells her scent and her body’s reaction to him, and then she pulls his face up and kisses his cheek, and jaw and throat and he’s like o h m y g o d w h a t -he cups her face and kisses her softly, and she nearly growls when his hands grip her waist and they’re kissing in earnest now -she’s flustered and feeling things she’s never felt and he’s growling as he lies her back on the grass and braces his weight on his elbows beside her head, his body covering hers. -she keeps running her hands up his back because d a m n s o n he’s so muscular -he pulls away to look at her face and she nods at him, so he unlaces the front of her tunic and pulls it off and omg he’s so breathless when he begins to touch her breasts and when he takes her nipple into his mouth she just. Loses it. -she grips her hair and tugs and is panting and writhing and he begins to kiss his way down her stomach to her pants and she doesn’t know what to do with herself as he nips and licks her skin omg -he stops when she gasps his name, worried he’s going too far and goes to pull away but she grips his shoulders and snaps, “If you stop I’ll kill you myself” -lorcan laughs. He fucking laughs and continues. And elide is a panting mess as he does things to her body she’s never felt and she has to clamp a hand over her mouth when shockwaves of pleasure shoot through her body and she’s shaking and convulsing against the ground. -lorcan lies next to her on his side and presses against her and she feels how much he wants her against her hip and she just. Touches him without knowing what she’s doing and he swears so loudly she stops and pulls her hand away. -lorcan growls and pulls her hand back and decides to show her what to do after asking permission. So he shows her how to grip him and curls his own hand over hers and gives her all directions -and elide is watching between his face and their hands on him because ??? He’s a brute warrior undone by a nineteen year old woman’s touch like??? She feels so powerful -afterwards they wash off in the lake and she blushes, realizing what just happened. And he tells her there’s nothing to be ashamed of. And then they kiss and go back to camp and everyone just rolls their eyes and minds their own business. -elide shares a tent with Lorcan that night, and she feels warm and safe -skipping to after the war (see my tog6 predictions) -elide, even though she’s pretty much forgiven him, freaks out when she learns she’s Lorcan’s mate like ??? Oh my g o d. But after a few weeks she’s like yeah okay cool -they do the do and elide is SO protective and possessive of Lorcan it’s hilarious. Lysandra looks at him? Elide glares and snaps at her. A court female touches his arm? She punched that bitch in the face. -lorcan feels So Loved and mushy and. He just feels and smiles so much more now. It’s honestly unnerving. -and they finally get married, and it’s a wild emotional Rollercoaster. -they get to Perranth, and they are Lady Elide Lochan and Lord Lorcan Lochan and they’re happy and healthy and everything is okay and I’m crying

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

This is amazing

When Rhysand crashed the Spring Court wedding

Rhysand: Oh, well imagine Rhysand: As I’m prowling the rows of the Spring Court pavillion Rhysand: And I can’t help but to hear Rhysand: No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words Rhysand: “What a beautiful wedding!” Rhysand: “What a beautiful wedding!” says the priestess to the tool Rhysand: And, yes, but what a shame Rhysand: What a shame the poor groom’s bride is my mate! Tamlin: Ianthe: Feyre: The Spring Court: Rhysand: Hello, Feyre darling. *grabs her and fucks off*

This is me. And if they are the ones in a group chat to text me first, it's likely stuff that I really don't like. But, yeah, I know the feeling.

Friends

I just noticed that I’m a filler friend. You know the kind of friend that no one in the group actively seeks out to talk to or texts first. I don’t get invited out places with them or talk to them at all outside of school. They sort of brush away what I say then complain I don’t say much. What the fuck people. I’m trying really hard but you still won’t care.

xD the only cousin I'm closest in age to loves both series, and all the others are too young to care-or even read. xD

My brother said Hamilton is the most uncreative thing he’s ever heard and I wanna sCREAM