You Are A Chrochan Witch, Best Friends With Celeana, First Kiss With Celaena, Married To Sam, Enemies

A quick sketch of picture by (I'm really sorry, I don't know who drew it). It is the house of wind from ACOMAF.

Halloween

So, is anyone else dressing up as Throne of Glass or A Court of Thorns and Roses characters? I am! I'm dressing up as an Illyrian, complete with wings and everything.

She is immortal, I will not believe anything else!

I just realized Fleetfoot is not immortal. Have a nice day.

you come into my house

and disrespect my existence

Spanish, German and Greek

If by some miracle you instantly became fluent in 3 foreign languages, what would they be? This includes various forms of sign language and Braille. I’d choose Spanish and French for media consumption and Russian because communism, lol.

I showed a friend this mug that said, "High Fae in the streets, Illyrian Warrior in the sheets" and somehow that led to talking about the sex scene and now he's scarred for life(even more so) and now just keeps sending me fan art of those scenes, so, yeah....

Mkay so

I was talking to my friend earlier, about ACOTAR, cuz I never stop talking about it, right? And she never finished the first book because she didn’t like the fact that their relationship was built on sex.

So I was all like “Emma the character development with Feyre is insane, okay?” and she went, and I kid you not 

 "I bet the only developmentsbhe had was inside her.“

 And in the middle of science class I started slow clapping and laughing so loud the teacher stopped talking. It was great lmao

When I read this, i could hardly keep myself from squealing xD i'm just sitting here trying to still comprehend everything that happened in EoS and here people are, coming up with all kinds of stuff like this xD

More on Sarah J Maas Foreshadowing

So while rereading The Assassin and the Underworld after EoS something catched my attention.

Remember when Celaene went to Ardalan’s Theater? Well, I’m quoting here:

The music annihilated her.

The dancing was breathtaking, yes, and the story it told was certainly lovely - a legend of a prince seeking to rescue his bride, and the cunning bird he captured to help him do it - but the music.

Who is the Prince? Our beloved Rowan Whitethorn

Who is the bride? Our suffering Queen Aelin

And who is the cunning bird? My guess is Vaughan, one of the members of the cadre from whom we know next to nothing and whose animal form is an osprey.

Would anyone be interested in reading my book?

I started writing a book on Wattpad, and I was wondering if anyone would be interested if I posted it on here. I will update every Thursday (if I can) and this is what it is about. April Risin's home was destroyed by the king of Everstone Keep. She is the only survivor. No one escaped except for her, thanks to a Gift that she has. After a failed escape from her burning village, April is taken to Everstone Keep to be trained, in hopes she can use her gift. Little does she know, she is there for a much darker purpose than expected. And yes, this is a shitty description, but I suck at them.

I WANT IT NOW!!!!!

ITS HERE

ACOTAR FANDOM On Halloween

Dumb Person: Why are you wearing Bat Wings? Are you supposed to be a vampire?

Me: No, I'm supposed to be an Illyrian.

Dumb Person: What's that?

Me: *attempts to not lose it & maim this un-read idiot*

Your welcome! I love re-reading ToG because the only problem was the King and Ridderak, nothing else, and Chaol and Dorian were still sane xD

Sitting here reading Crown of Midnight like…Celaena deserves Chaol…she needs a strong man she’s not gonna have to worry about or protect…what’s Dorian gonna do…he’s got like two major talents and both of them are flirting